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Kakaa is funny

#755
From: Radium
Date: Mon, 07 May 2007 21:56
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On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote in
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac103?hl=en
:

> Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes:
>
> 1> Newsgroups: alt.alien.research,alt.alien.visitors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.­os2.advocacy
>
> 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>
> 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t annoying.
> 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>
> 1> Help! I am dying of humor!
>
> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 1> kakaa kakaa
>
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>
> 1> I found his/her response so funny.
>
> 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the
> 1> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the
> 1> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what
> 1> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>
> 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.
>
> 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>
> 1> I almost had a heart attack.
>
> 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to being human
> 1> or not.
>
> 1> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, its breath will
> 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her tongue with Colgate
> 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will
> 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>
> 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the deafening
> 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle stinks
> 1> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or kakaa-gas.
>
> 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of stinky, thick,
> 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying
> 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar
> 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.
>
> 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>
> 2> Newsgroups: soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus.photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc­acy
>
> 2> Glad to see it.
>
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa .
>
> 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa
>
> 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t annoying.
> 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.
>
> 2> Help! I am dying of humor!
>
> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
> 2> kakaa kakaa
>
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
> 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
>
> 2> I found his/her response so funny.
>
> 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the
> 2> main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the
> 2> she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what
> 2> really drove her to kick him out of the house.
>
> 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.
>
> 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.
>
> 2> I almost had a heart attack.
>
> 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to being human
> 2> or not.
>
> 2> A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, its breath will
> 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her tongue with Colgate
> 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will
> 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa.
>
> 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the deafening
> 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle stinks
> 2> with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or kakaa-gas.
>
> 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of stinky, thick,
> 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying
> 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar
> 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.
>
> 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.
>
> What does that have to do with OS/2, Radium?

Its humorous
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Subject: Kakaa is funny
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