🚀 go-pugleaf

On May 6, 8:23 am, "Hagar" <h...@surewest.net> wrote:

> OK, Radium, this one is easy.  In the toilet stall on the shuttle, there is
> a 1" stainless steel hose attached to the shuttle wall, venting to the
> outside.  The hose had a manually operated ball valve and upstream of that
> is a rubber mask, similar in construction as a breathing mask, except it is
> shaped to fit your derriere. When the need for evacuation arises, the
> Astronaut drops his pants, applies the mask to his butt and opens the valve
> and immediately shuts it again.  The pressure differential actually sucks to
> shit right out him and the turds are propelled into Low Earth Orbit, where
> they instantly freeze.  Most don't survive re-entry.  Of those which do, the
> majority harmlessly plunges in the world's oceans.  Some hit dry land, are
> collected by illegal immigrants and sold to Mexican fast-food joints as a
> flavoring agent in Burritos. Very few of them actually hit people in the
> head. That's how the phrase "Shit for Brains" was coined.  A few cranial
> recipients of the space-turds are:
> Fart Deco
> PenisLess T PuddleQuack
> The entire AUK00k contingent

Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or "crap". I say kakaa

I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I find the word s--t annoying.
OTOH, I find the word kakaa painfully-hiliarious.

Help! I am dying of humor!

kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa
kakaa kakaa

Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa
Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly like stinky human kakaa

I wrote in http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.apple2/msg/83ce8f9e0273a77f?hl=en&
:

"stinky human kakaa really stinks"

In response, "fix...@gmail.com" wrote in
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.sys.apple2/msg/3bdfe1159728f442?hl=en&
:

"I'd have to agree with you, you do stink.... "

I found his/her response so funny.

I saw the movie Borat. The part which I found funniest is when the
main character lends the red-dressed lady a bag of his kakaa and the
she shows him how to clean up after doing kakaa. This is probably what
really drove her to kick him out of the house.

What I found funnier was her reaction to him giving her his kakaa.

I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in tears.

I almost had a heart attack.

It's not just the kakaa, whose smell varies according to being human
or not.

A tiger can go for years without cleaning its tongue, its breath will
still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must brush his/her tongue with Colgate
Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every morning, or his/her breath will
stink like his/her stinky kakaa.

Since the spaceship is air-tight enough to keep out the deafening
sounds of the spaceship, the entire interior of the shuttle stinks
with one or more of the astronauts does kakaa or kakaa-gas.

The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish stink of stinky, thick,
foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, disgusting, and annoying
human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who eats stale, fat-free cheddar
cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten lentils, and farty cauliflower.

I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any of the above.