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Started by Holly
Wed, 23 May 2007 12:09
Re: Kakaa is funny
Author: Holly
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 12:09
Date: Wed, 23 May 2007 12:09
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On May 23, 6:23 am, ah <splifing...@gmail.com> wrote: > Holly wrote: > > On May 22, 5:35 am, Phil Kyle <philkyle2...@hotmail.com> wrote: > >> Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote innews:1179663145.431760.211280@h2g2000hsg.googlegroups.com: > > >> > On May 19, 10:22 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> > >> > wrote: > >> >> On May 19, 7:37 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> >> > On May 18, 8:19 pm, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> > >> >> > wrote: > > >> >> > > On May 19, 1:07 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> >> > > > On May 18, 3:44 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" > >> >> > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail.com> wrote: > > >> >> > > > > On May 15, 6:26 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> >> > > > > > On May 15, 3:15 am, "PaulVRoo...@gmail.com" > >> >> > > > > > <PaulVRoo...@gmail. > >> > com> > >> >> > > > > > wrote: > > >> >> > > > > > > On May 15, 5:24 am, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> >> > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:44 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> wrote: > > >> >> > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:42 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> > >> >> > > > > > > > > wrote: > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > On May 14, 4:35 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> > >> >> > > > > > > > > > wrote: > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > On May 13, 6:04 pm, Holly <noon_un...@yahoo.com> > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > wrot > >> > e: > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 5:56 pm, Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > wro > >> > te: > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > On May 7, 12:08 pm, tho...@antispam.ham wrote > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > inh > >> > ttp://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.os2.advocacy/msg/4069c9adac1ac.. > >> . > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > : > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium <gluceg...@gmail.com> writes: > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Newsgroups: > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > alt.alien.research,alt.alien.vis > >> > itors,alt.usenet.kooks,demon.local,comp.os.??????????????os2.advocacy > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". > >> > I say kakaa > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t > >> > he word s--t annoying. > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> OTOH, I find the word kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar > >> > ious. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Help! I am dying of humor! > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> kakaa kakaa > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I found his/her response so funny. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun > >> > d funniest is when the > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> main character lends the red-dressed > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a > >> > bag of his kakaa and the > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> she shows him how to clean up after > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka > >> > kaa. This is probably what > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> really drove her to kick him out of the > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous > >> > e. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> What I found funnier was her reaction to > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him > >> > giving her his kakaa. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea > >> > rs. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I almost had a heart attack. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies > >> > according to being human > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> or not. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> A tiger can go for years without > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it > >> > s tongue, its breath will > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi > >> > s/her tongue with Colgate > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, > >> > or his/her breath will > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k > >> > eep out the deafening > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> sounds of the spaceship, the entire > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior > >> > of the shuttle stinks > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> with one or more of the astronauts does > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka > >> > a or kakaa-gas. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti > >> > nk of stinky, thick, > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis > >> > gusting, and annoying > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat > >> > s stale, fat-free cheddar > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil > >> > s, and farty cauliflower. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of > >> > the above. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Newsgroups: > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > soc.singles,alt.usenet.kooks,aus > >> > .photo,alt.alien.visitors,comp.os.os2.advoc??????????????acy > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Glad to see it. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa . > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Notice, I don't use the word sh-- or > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > "crap". > >> > I say kakaa > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I'd rather say 'kakaa' that 's--t'. I > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > find t > >> > he word s--t annoying. > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> OTOH, I find the word kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > painfully-hiliar > >> > ious. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Help! I am dying of humor! > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kakaa ka > >> > kaa kakaa kakaa kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> kakaa kakaa > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Stinky human kakaa really stinks badly > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > like > >> > stinky human kakaa > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I found his/her response so funny. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I saw the movie Borat. The part which I > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > foun > >> > d funniest is when the > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> main character lends the red-dressed > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lady a > >> > bag of his kakaa and the > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> she shows him how to clean up after > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > doing ka > >> > kaa. This is probably what > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> really drove her to kick him out of the > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > hous > >> > e. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> What I found funnier was her reaction to > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > him > >> > giving her his kakaa. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I laughed so hard that I wet my shirt in > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > tea > >> > rs. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I almost had a heart attack. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> It's not just the kakaa, whose smell > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > varies > >> > according to being human > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> or not. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> A tiger can go for years without > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > cleaning it > >> > s tongue, its breath will > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> still be fresh. A human, OTOH, must > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > brush hi > >> > s/her tongue with Colgate > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Total "Clean Mint" Toothpaste every > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > morning, > >> > or his/her breath will > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> stink like his/her stinky kakaa. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> Since the spaceship is air-tight enough > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > to k > >> > eep out the deafening > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> sounds of the spaceship, the entire > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > interior > >> > of the shuttle stinks > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> with one or more of the astronauts does > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > kaka > >> > a or kakaa-gas. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> The stinkiest human kakaa is the hellish > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > sti > >> > nk of stinky, thick, > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> foamy, tickly, itchy, hissy, terrifying, > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > dis > >> > gusting, and annoying > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> human diarrhea kakaa foam of a human who > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > eat > >> > s stale, fat-free cheddar > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> cheese, sticky milk chocolate, rotten > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > lentil > >> > s, and farty cauliflower. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 2> I sure hope the astronauts don't eat any > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > of > >> > the above. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > What does that have to do with OS/2, > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Radium? > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > > Its humorous- > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Here is a brief list of Kakaa Disorders. > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Constancy ,,, no movement > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Hot pepper flakes ... lots of movement > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Chinese catfight kakaa orders > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Undigested poop corn > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > Kakaa candy > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > I am laughing to hard to continue ... please > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > > feel f > >> > ree to add.- > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > > Onomatokakaa.- > > >> >> > > > > > > > > > kakaoid -- exstinct feces- > > >> >> > > > > > > > > kakaalithic ... ;)- > > >> >> > > > > > > > Why did the kakaa cross the road? > > >> >> > > > > > > > It was flung.- - > > >> >> > > > > > > Holly! I still dream about you! How's the family?- > > >> >> > > > > > I dream about you too. The family is concerned.- Hide > >> >> > > > > > quoted t > >> > ext - > > >> >> > > > > > - Show quoted text - > > >> >> > > > > So they should be. I am a bad influence.- > > >> >> > > > Apparently. My life has taken a nose dive.- Hide quoted text - > > >> >> > > > - Show quoted text - > > >> >> > > Abandon the family. Come out here and travel the world with me! I > >> >> > > have a stubby-cooler.- > > >> >> > I'll bring ... > > >> >> > read more ?- Hide quoted text - > > >> >> > - Show quoted text - > > >> >> Some cash would be acceptable. > > >> > Riyals? > > >> Only real money (as opposed to riyal money). > > > What will we do that takes real money? > > Everything apart from breathing (and in some cases the exclusion is lost) > costs nowadays. Friendship costs but not real money. Real money implies not petty cash ... REAL money has a certain overtone to it like BIG BUCKS has. <oh dear ~ blush> Well you know what I mean. Besides witch "real money" isn't real.
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