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Re: DQ NOMINATION: Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct Re: What Is Happening

#4834
From: Art Deco
Date: Sun, 05 Aug 2007 04:30
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Hagar <hsahm@surewest.net> wrote:

>"Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message 
>news:040820072111363615%erfc@caballista.org...
>> Alexa Cameron, www.freedomtofascism.com <truth@r.us> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 17:53:17 -0600, Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Bye, Alexa!
>>>
>>>It's probably a fair assumption on your part to believe she's already left
>>>the premises and joined her alien pals in space.
>>
>> Qartl just psy-mailed to say that he his still laughing at this one,
>> Alexa.
>>>
>>>BTW, Stephen Hawing is correct, you know.  (dumbass!)
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 11:39:26 -0700, mike3 <mike4ty4@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>You'd better fess up and admit people can CHANGE
>>>>
>>>>Nah, the leopards don't change their spots.  The best indicator of future
>>>>performance, is past performance.
>>>>
>>>>Now what you really what to know is:
>>>>
>>>>How do you figure your way out of the predicament you made and still 
>>>>remain
>>>>a Nazi.
>>>>
>>>>Answer->  You can't.
>>>>
>>>>Hint->  NASA has it ass backward.  They shouldn't be looking for a planet 
>>>>to
>>>>live on first -- they should be building a 'FLT' space craft to look for
>>>>another planet to live on -- that way they can live in space until they 
>>>>find
>>>>another planet.  Another hint->  It another home planet can't be found in
>>>>this solar system or this part of the Milky Way Galaxy.  This solar 
>>>>system
>>>>is getting crunched by the colliding galaxy.  You're on the outer 
>>>>perimeter
>>>>of the Milky Way.  A dangerous place to be.  Seek a planet in the 
>>>>Andromeda
>>>>Galaxy about 1/3 of the distance to the center.  But build the space 
>>>>craft
>>>>first.
>>>>
>>>>Get busy, you're wasting time.  Once you're traveling 'FLT', you won't be 
>>>>a
>>>>Nazi anymore -- there won't be an Earth either.
>>>>
>>>>GET BUSY.
>>>
>>>And don't forget -- the crew of your space ship can not be 
>>>self-replicating.
>>>They have to be biologically engineered to be non-sexual and telepathic.
>>>
>>>You have a lot of work to do.
>>>
>>>GET BUSY.
>>>
>>>http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8647599857530220991
>>>
>>>The human race is finished.  If you want to survive you must create a new
>>>human race which is not prone to violence -- it must not be sexually
>>>oriented.
>>>
>>>And you must send them into space.  They will find another home planet, 
>>>but
>>>they will primarily live in space.
>>>
>>>Build the new species and their ship -- and release them into space with 
>>>the
>>>memory of the human race.
>>
>>
>>>GET BUSY.  You have a lot of work to do.
>>
>> Wow, what flouncing.  It has been some time since Alexa was on the
>> ballot, and I think this Leaving Usenet And The Planet Forever schtick
>> certainly is worthy, so I nominate Alexa Cameron for the Tony Sidaway
>> Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, August 2007.
>>
>> Seconds?
>>
>> [froups restored]
>
>If one would want to create a brand new category in the AUK hierarchy of 
>kookismn awards, such as, for instance "Dumbest Fuck that ever Lived" of the 
>month, and one would want to nominate Fart Dicko for that nomination, how 
>would one go about it ?? Even though he is a shoo-in, we would want to 
>pretend that we went through some sort of voting process, even though the 
>result is a foregone conclusion .... it's Dicko, hands down.
>P.S. In case you're wondering (once again) who "we" is, well, it's everyone 
>who isn't you, dumbass. 

You might start by ready the FAQ, saucerhead:

<http://www.caballista.org/auk/faq.html>

And beware Fluffy.

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Subject: Re: DQ NOMINATION:  Re: Stephen Hawking Is Correct   Re: What Is Happening
Date: Sat, 04 Aug 2007 22:30:12 -0600
From: Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org>
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