🚀 go-pugleaf

"Hagar" <hsahm@surewest.net> wrote in
news:-vqdnTssQOSh3yjbnZ2dnUVZ_uCinZ2d@giganews.com: 

> 
> "Art Deco" <erfc@caballista.org> wrote in message 
> news:040820072044135008%erfc@caballista.org...
>> Hagar <hsahm@surewest.net> wrote:
>>
>>>Why, that little slut-puppy !!!
>>>What he did to that rump humper is like totally inhumane.
>>>Shame on you, Fart Dicko ...
>>
>> It is considerate of you to campaign while the polls are still open,
>> Garfish.  Thanks.
> 
> Didn't know the polls were still open (what fucking polls, coffeeboy
> ?)

This one, Horrible:

From: Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler <wrangler@caballista.org>
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: VOTE! Usenet Kook Awards, July 2007
Date: Thu, 2 Aug 2007 05:49:54 +0000 (UTC)
Organization: Cabal Obsidian Order
Message-ID: <f8rra1$9ah$2@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>

Here follows the one true ballot for the July 2007 Usenet Kook
Awards. Anybody may vote, but your votes may be disqualified, mocked,
burnt, shredded and/or recycled for use as toilet paper or filler for
Fluffy's litter box at the Vote Wrangler's discretion if:

* you are a notorious net.kook
* you attempt to vote twice
* you vote anonymously or with an unidentifiable sockpuppet
* you vote for or against yourself
* you vote in a thread other than this one
* you vote in a newsgroup other than AUK without crossposting to AUK
* you follow up to an incomplete or altered version of the ballot
* you have explicitly been disenfranchised by the Vote Wrangler
* you have officially been declared non-existent

Crossposting the complete, unaltered ballot is permitted. You have
until 23:59:59 (11:59:59 PM) UTC on August 9th to cast your votes.
Vote wisely; next time the candidate might be *you*.

Art graciously forwarded the ballot to alt.astronomy in this message:

Message-ID: <020820071828428825%erfc@caballista.org>
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.astronomy/msg/86007ee965082bbd

> Was not aware that I was campaigning for anything other than
> ridding the Earth of your irritating presence.

You're on the ballot for Busted Urinal.

>BUSTED URINAL AWARD 
> (Vote for one, none of the above, or abstain) 

> Hagar 
> John Griffin 
> Mark Morgan 
> None of the above 
> Abstain 

Here's the description of the award:

Busted Urinal Award

The reward for the Lamest of the Lame on Usenet. One who clogs and 
stinks up the joint like a busted urinal, you could say.

You're doing a fine job of campaigning, by the way.  You'll need to to 
defeat your competition.

> You're like that little
> totally useless gnat that one can't quite kill, because it is
> insignificant, yet just has enough presence to be a pain in the ass. 
> Go spread your inane gospel, coffeeboi. Some day they'll name a
> garbage dump after you. 

Yes, a fine job of campaigning, indeed!
-- 
Pinku-Sensei 
Co-FNVW of AUK 
Acting Pollmaster of AFA-B 
Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps 
http://www.caballista.org/auk/index.html