🚀 go-pugleaf

On Sun, 5 Aug 2007 19:33:32 +0000 (UTC), "Pinku-Sensei"
<pinku-sensei@caballista.org> wrote:

>If you ever bothered to read the AUK FAQ

Top 10 Reasons Why The CIA, Mossad and MI6 Post to AAV, AUK & AFA-B  

10. There's a reason why the Brits have brown teeth, and it ain't from
sucking lemons.

9.  MI6 goals for 2007 are to have an all-volunteer homosexual army  who've
been trained not run for the nearest bar of soap when someone yells "Duck
for Cover". 

 8. The Mossad needs to com up with a quick excuse why posting to usenet
divulged the fact that they are defenseless considering they have the finest
technology, or specifically: lack there of, that Rothschild's fiat money can
buy and it was provided by the Ameri-tards.

 7. Every time Rothschild readjusts the price of gold, all the Mossad agents
fart in unison "God Save The Queen" in Yiddish. (That's talent)

 6.  Queen Elizabeth nuked Israel with the help of the USA because her
in-bred cousin, Beatrix, is out of oil and Israel is still pissed off at the
Muslims. (Go figure)  

 5.  Concentration camps for fun and profit, but only for the Ameri-tards
who are the only ones providing the armed forces to steal oil in the middle
east for Rothschild and England. (Brilliant)

 4..  All the Muslims moved to Europe.  Shouldn't Mossad agents be nuking
Europe instead of the Americans nuking the Mossad? (It would make more
sense)

 3..  MI6 is pissed off because Bush & Cheney get first pick of the homos
Jeff Gannon lures from the Mossad pedophile ring.  (Some of them come
pre-wrapped in US military uniforms, with 4 stars)

 2. Longitudinal Interferometer roughly translates from Yiddish, as "my dick
is bigger than yours" and they still have Ariel Sharon as 'living proof'. 
(Line 'em up boys!)

<and final drum roll, maestro!>

1.  Working for the CIA means you take orders from Israel who takes orders
from England who takes orders from Rothschild.  And Rothschild is bankrupt.
(In the vernacular, that's known as a cluster fuck, which is a homosexual
dream-come-true anyway)

All's well that ends well!


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