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This is a petrified original of your GGGGG-
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGreat-
Great-Grandpa's penis.
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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No wonder the girls loved him and why he fathered
97 children, all with different cave women.
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It was found between coal veins by Your Truly
Ed Conrad and obviously proves that human beings
like us -- including men, of course, with much longer
lightning rods -- were on earth eons before Charles
Darwin's quackery put us here
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You TOO can be the talk of (insert the name of your
town or city) by lengthening your Projectile and
maybe even land a lucrative job working as a pitch
an for Viagra.
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Sadly, this petrified penis is out of commission
and no longer accommodating young, horny
Prehistoric women.
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I might add that some petrified penises found by
good ol' Ed were much larger. Here, Father Guido
Sarducci indicates the size of one that got away.
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http://www.fathersarducci.com/images/sarduccioval.gif
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You, too, can enlarge your penis with a Secret of the
Ages: Eat lots of dinosaur soup and make sure there
are plenty of  Lepidodendron leafs  in your salad.
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OTHER PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, SOFT ORGANS
-- SOME HUMAN -- FOUND  BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z8femur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanFemur.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/skullb.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SkullBoulderSide.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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http://www.edconrad.com
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YES, VIRGINIA, THERE "IS" A GOD
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http://www.edconrad.org
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