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In <6hmd9e$r22@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>
lousemonkey1@parasite.wilhelp.com (Louse-monkey John
Hausmann" Goin' Nova) grunts: 
>
>In article <6hhfdo$3qm@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>,
wilhelp@ix.netcom.com
>() wrote:
>
>> In <353C375B.6873@wilhelp.remove.to.mail.com> Mike "Lousy" MacLennan
>> <defame@parasite.wilhelp.remove.to.mail.com> grunts: 
>> >
>> >wilhelp@ix.netcom.com wrote:
>> >> 
>> >> Just when I begin to think a spineless loser like the phony-
>> >> named "Dave T" can sink no lower, he surprises me.  Lately, I
>> >> have noticed that this gutless wonder has desperately turned to
>> >> e-mail flaming in the hope that I will continue to recognize
>> >> his miserable existence. 

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>> >
>> >Proof please.

      The Louse-monkey on the roof
      Grunts "Post proof, post proof,"
      And long echoes those two words
      Among the birdie turds...

      Some man below yells,
      "Proof of what?  
      Can it be 
      That you're a butt?"

    --Ambrose Bierce  "Unexpurgated Lines"

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>> I doubt very seriously that the loser Dave T. will deny 
>> all he email.  He knows better.  And I am certainly not  
>> going to post anything at the request of an ignorant,  
>> dishonest misfit such as the Lousy MacLouse-monkey clone
>> who goes by the name "Mike MacLennan".
>> 
>> Oh, yes.  And, suspicially like the Louse-monkey Hausmann, 
>> Lousy plays his usual "distort their words out of context"
>> game:
>
>Please advise me how to distort the <snicker> "word"
>"suspicially" out of context, oh master <guffaw> of the usenet
>faux pas.

Of course the meaning of a word can be distorted
out of context, Hausmann.  It is just as simple as 
your "Palmer said 'coolie' so Palmer is a racist who
hates Asian people."  Your ugly libel campaign
began with your distorting THAT word out of the
context of a fifteen article lampoon series,
Louse-monkey libelist, so don't pretend you don't
know all about "distorting words out of context".
  
As to your "suspicially" quibble, my complete context 
makes it clear I was referring to the SUSPICIOUS fact 
that though you and entity "Mike 'Lousy' MacLennan" have 
done everything but post video clips of two different 
people swearing on their grandmother's false teeth
that they are not the Louse-monkey, you both STILL 
come off as the same crude, dishonest, talentless, 
libelous, vindictive Louse-monkey we all know and 
despise.

Though the meaning of my sentence you quoted is of course 
crystal clear in the article context, it IS always hilarious 
when a semilitereate grunter like Louse-monkey fancies he 
has some criticism to make about MY writing.  Think about it.  
Hausmann embodies a misfit whose only accomplishment seems 
to be developing a "prose style" that somehow approximates 
the grunts of an unusually ugly warthog.  In fact, Louse-
monkey has yet--using his favorite expression--to "post
proof" that he has masted the simple paragraph form, yet 
now HE'S grunting about MY "faux pas"! Can it be that this 
Louse-monkey warthog from the bowels of the net sewer now 
fancies himself a critic?!!!  
>
>-- 
>Nope, Louse-monkey, it is just as I've been saying all along.  
>You're a malign bastard. 

I said it.  I proudly stand by it one-hundred percent
as a factual depiction of the Louse-monkey's shabby
existence.

World Famous Usenet writer, "my name is wilhelp"

       My name is wilhelp
       And wilhelp is me.
       Louse-monkey gargles
       In a bucket of pee.

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