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In article <6hmkjq$re9@dfw-ixnews8.ix.netcom.com>, wilhelp@ix.netcom.com
() wrote:

> In <6hmd9e$r22@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net>
> lousemonkey1@parasite.wilhelp.com (Louse-monkey John
> Hausmann" Goin' Nova) grunts: 
> >
> >In article <6hhfdo$3qm@dfw-ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>,
> wilhelp@ix.netcom.com
> >() wrote:
> >
> >> In <353C375B.6873@wilhelp.remove.to.mail.com> Mike "Lousy" MacLennan
> >> <defame@parasite.wilhelp.remove.to.mail.com> grunts: 
> >> >
> >> >wilhelp@ix.netcom.com wrote:
> >> >> 
> >> >> Just when I begin to think a spineless loser like the phony-
> >> >> named "Dave T" can sink no lower, he surprises me.  Lately, I
> >> >> have noticed that this gutless wonder has desperately turned to
> >> >> e-mail flaming in the hope that I will continue to recognize
> >> >> his miserable existence. 
> 
> -------------------------------------------------------
> >> >
> >> >Proof please.
> 
>       The Louse-monkey on the roof
>       Grunts "Post proof, post proof,"
>       And long echoes those two words
>       Among the birdie turds...
> 
>       Some man below yells,
>       "Proof of what?  
>       Can it be 
>       That you're a butt?"
> 
>     --Ambrose Bierce  "Unexpurgated Lines"
> 
> ----------------------------------------------------
>  
> >> I doubt very seriously that the loser Dave T. will deny 
> >> all he email.  He knows better.  And I am certainly not  
> >> going to post anything at the request of an ignorant,  
> >> dishonest misfit such as the Lousy MacLouse-monkey clone
> >> who goes by the name "Mike MacLennan".
> >> 
> >> Oh, yes.  And, suspicially like the Louse-monkey Hausmann, 
> >> Lousy plays his usual "distort their words out of context"
> >> game:
> >
> >Please advise me how to distort the <snicker> "word"
> >"suspicially" out of context, oh master <guffaw> of the usenet
> >faux pas.
> 
> Of course the meaning of a word can be distorted
> out of context, Hausmann.  It is just as simple as 
> your "Palmer said 'coolie' so Palmer is a racist who
> hates Asian people."  Your ugly libel campaign
> began with your distorting THAT word out of the
> context of a fifteen article lampoon series,
> Louse-monkey libelist, so don't pretend you don't
> know all about "distorting words out of context".
>   

Hmm. I suppose you can provide a pointer to me
saying exactly what you've said I said. Or will you
now admit to lying?


> As to your "suspicially" quibble, my complete context 
> makes it clear I was referring to the SUSPICIOUS fact 
> that though you and entity "Mike 'Lousy' MacLennan" have 
> done everything but post video clips of two different 
> people swearing on their grandmother's false teeth
> that they are not the Louse-monkey, you both STILL 
> come off as the same crude, dishonest, talentless, 
> libelous, vindictive Louse-monkey we all know and 
> despise.

The latest in Palmjobbery, invent words instead of admitting
a fuck-up. Why, you're a positive froojab! Snargle the frizjit and
cajink along the imbibational low-way.

<snicker>

> 
> Though the meaning of my sentence you quoted is of course 
> crystal clear in the article context, it IS always hilarious 
> when a semilitereate grunter like Louse-monkey fancies he 
> has some criticism to make about MY writing.  Think about it.  
> Hausmann embodies a misfit whose only accomplishment seems 
> to be developing a "prose style" that somehow approximates 
> the grunts of an unusually ugly warthog.  In fact, Louse-
> monkey has yet--using his favorite expression--to "post
> proof" that he has masted the simple paragraph form, yet 
> now HE'S grunting about MY "faux pas"! Can it be that this 
> Louse-monkey warthog from the bowels of the net sewer now 
> fancies himself a critic?!!!  

Sounds "suspicially" like a bad playwrite after getting nothing
but bombs (reviews) on opening night. <snicker>

> >
> >-- 
> >Nope, Louse-monkey, it is just as I've been saying all along.  
> >You're a malign bastard. 
> 
> I said it.  I proudly stand by it one-hundred percent
> as a factual depiction of the Louse-monkey's shabby
> existence.

<snicker>

> 
> World Famous Usenet writer, "my name is wilhelp"
> 
>        My name is wilhelp
>        And wilhelp is me.
>        Louse-monkey gargles
>        In a bucket of pee.
> 
> wilhelp@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer) proudly demonstrating 
> his skills for getting the folks howling with laughter in
> <6cr8bc$9vs@sjx-ixn3.ix.netcom.com>

Of course, Biil, having been beaten senseless, is unable
to realize that the howls of laughter are "at him", not
"with him".

-- 
Nope, Louse-monkey, it is just as I've been saying all along.  
You're a malign bastard. 

World Famous Usenet "writer", "my name is wilhelp"
wilhelp@ix.netcom.com (Bill Palmer) demonstrating 
his "skills" in <6cr8bc$9vs@sjx-ixn3.ix.netcom.com>