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EASY $$$ ON THE NET!!!

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From: Matt
Date: Sat, 07 Sep 1996 00:00
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NO - NOT AT A CASINO - RIGHT HERE ON THE INTERNET!

Taking 5 minutes to read this may be one of the best decisions you ever
make.

My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me.  In
December of 1994, my business went bankrupt because of the poor state of
the economy.  My cars were repossessed and debt collectors were hounding
me like you would not believe.  I owed thousands and bankruptcy seemed
to be my only future.  My family, my reputation, my sanity, and my life
was at stake. I became very ill. On January 9,1995, I saw an article on
an internet newsgroup telling me I could make $50,000 within 4 weeks for
an investment of only $5.  I thought it was a huge joke!  I spoke to my
attorney and friends about it and they thought likewise.  But after
three days of desperate struggle in court to keep from going bankrupt, I
decided I had nothing to lose.

My family and I, in desperation, grasped at straws and sent $1 by  snail
mail to each of the 5 names and addresses specified in the article.  We.
Then placed our own name and address in the article and posted it in 200
other newsgroups.

Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail!  I could not
believe it!  Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the four
weeks, I received a total of  $57,883.  It came from all over the world.

If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason whatsoever that
why the same should not happen to you.  This is a perfectly legitimate
investment opportunity.  You invest $5 and you receive return on your
investment.  So does the next investor.  NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER
- PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE! OBVIOUSLY IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T
PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO
MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE. 

The procedure is very simple.

STEP 1.  Take a sheet of paper, write on it "PLEASE ADD MY NAME TO THE
LIST"  This creates a service out of the money making system and thus
makes it one hundred percent legal.   One dollar for the service of
adding your name to the list. For a neat twist you can write the
position the addressee's name appeared on your list , such as: "You were
#4."  

STEP 2.   Fold that sheet of paper around a one dollar bill ( to hide
the cash from the those people who like to look at envelopes for
cash).   Put the folded piece of paper, with its contents into an
envelope, address to the name on the following list and send it.
 

1. 	Deborah Gorham
	2541 High Ridge
	Jennings Mo, 63136

2. 	Mike Burek
	2007 Sunny Brook Dr.
	Austin ,Tx. 78723-3451  
	USA

3. 	Todd Faggoa
	75 Courtney Rd.
	Dartmouth, NS B3A4C3
	Canada

4. 	Dave Scott
	3399 E. Stone Mountain ln.
	Sandy, UT 84092  
	USA

5.	Matt Zimmerman
	1843 Wilson
	San Angelo, TX 76901-1125
	USA

Don't forget the stamp.

STEP 3.  Now read carefully,  here is how you start getting money.  
Look atthe list of five people, remove the first name and move everyone
on the list up one position.  Now, put your name, address, zipcode, and
country in position #5, the bottom position on the list.  So, #1 gets
bumped off the list,  #2 become #1, #3 becomes #2, and so on.

STEP 4.  Upload the revised article with tour name in position five to
as many newsgroups as possible (at least 200). There are over 170,000 of
them.  Give a catchy description so it get's noticed.  Such as: " Need
FAST CASH!!!"   The more uploads the more you make, and, of course, the
more everyone on the list makes.   Let's all take care of each other and
be HONEST by putting 120 percent into this profitable and amazing
system.   You'll reap the benefits,  believe me!!

If you need help uploading, simply ask the Sysop of the BBS or "post" a
message in the newsgroups asking how to post a file.   People will
always be glad to help.   I would try to describe how to do it but there
are simply too many software packages out there with different (yet
similar) methods of posting.

STEP 5.  The best step of all.   Sit on this step and just wait for the
mailman to come.   Enjoy life knowing those debts are going to be paid
off  so  you can start dreaming again.   It adds new life to the phrase,
" ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR!!"

You are now in the mail order investment business and you will start to
receiving $1 returns within a week or two.  The more newsgroups you post
to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a Post office
box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive.  If you wish
to remain anonymous , you can use a pseudonym such as "The Manager"  or
"The investor",  But make sure you address is correct!

NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS!

Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES -
ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200 postings
WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5. Each person who sent you $1 now also makes,
let's say, only  200 additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4,
i.e. 1000 postings On average, therefore, 50 people will send you $1
with your name at number 4.  You make $50.

Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3. 
Or 10,000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500.  They make
200 postings each With YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100,000 Postings. = 5000
returns at $1 each = $5,000.  

Finally, 5000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 1.
And get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list.  AND
THAT'S IF EVERYONE MAKES ONLY 200 POSTINGS!

TOTAL INCOME IN ONE CYCLE = $55,500.

From time to time, when your name drops off the list, you take the
latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT ANOTHER $5
TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN AT NUMBER 5 AND
START POSTING AGAIN.  REMEMBER, 200 POSTINGS IS ONLY A GUIDELINE.  THE
MORE YOU POST THE GREATER YOUR RETURN.

Let's review the reasons you should do this:
  The only cost factors are
	five stamps,
	five envelopes,
	and $5.
  Anyone can afford five dollars to put into such an effortless
investment with SPECTACULAR RETURNS!  

Some people have said to me "What if the scheme gets played out and no
one sends me any money?"  Big deal!  You loose $5.  BUT, WHAT IF IT
WORKS! Think of what you stand to gain!

Do you realize how many newsgroups there are?  Do you realize how many
time this can be played out over and over, with COMPLETELY NEW people
participating? THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NEWSGROUP USERS EVERY
MONTH!

PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the
honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully
adhering to the directions.  Look at it this way. If you are of
integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others
have received will come your way. If, for some reason, you choose
non-integrity, YOU will feel the effects and lose out on this great
opportunity. (Remember to remember to send the money first and then
place your name in the #5 position. You'll get far greater returns).
If you fear (procrastinate) sending the money, it's because you fear
receiving it back. (Yes, there are those of us who are far more
comfortable being broke, even while complaining about our lack of
money.)  Far wiser to send it in integrity than not send it because of
fear.  However, some are wise, some otherwise...


Remember, read the instructions carefully and PLAY FAIRLY....That's the
only way this will work for everyone.  Get a printout so you can refer
back to this article easily.

There is always the temptation to NOT send the money, and re-post the
article anyway.  There is nothing to keep you from doing this...But
remember that if the people who re-post YOUR article do the same, then
you make no money either.  LET'S ALL BE HONEST, AND WE CAN ALL MAKE A
LOT OF MONEY!!

REMEMBER, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.


NOTE:  Retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer
or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that
you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to
wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.)

Enjoy!
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From: Matt <mzimm@webstar.net>
Subject: EASY $$$ ON THE NET!!!
Date: 1996/09/07
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