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Article #3672EASY $$$ ON THE NET!!!
From: Matt
Date: Sat, 07 Sep 1996 00:00
Date: Sat, 07 Sep 1996 00:00
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NO - NOT AT A CASINO - RIGHT HERE ON THE INTERNET! Taking 5 minutes to read this may be one of the best decisions you ever make. My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me. In December of 1994, my business went bankrupt because of the poor state of the economy. My cars were repossessed and debt collectors were hounding me like you would not believe. I owed thousands and bankruptcy seemed to be my only future. My family, my reputation, my sanity, and my life was at stake. I became very ill. On January 9,1995, I saw an article on an internet newsgroup telling me I could make $50,000 within 4 weeks for an investment of only $5. I thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my attorney and friends about it and they thought likewise. But after three days of desperate struggle in court to keep from going bankrupt, I decided I had nothing to lose. My family and I, in desperation, grasped at straws and sent $1 by snail mail to each of the 5 names and addresses specified in the article. We. Then placed our own name and address in the article and posted it in 200 other newsgroups. Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the four weeks, I received a total of $57,883. It came from all over the world. If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason whatsoever that why the same should not happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate investment opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive return on your investment. So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER - PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE! OBVIOUSLY IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE. The procedure is very simple. STEP 1. Take a sheet of paper, write on it "PLEASE ADD MY NAME TO THE LIST" This creates a service out of the money making system and thus makes it one hundred percent legal. One dollar for the service of adding your name to the list. For a neat twist you can write the position the addressee's name appeared on your list , such as: "You were #4." STEP 2. Fold that sheet of paper around a one dollar bill ( to hide the cash from the those people who like to look at envelopes for cash). Put the folded piece of paper, with its contents into an envelope, address to the name on the following list and send it. 1. Deborah Gorham 2541 High Ridge Jennings Mo, 63136 2. Mike Burek 2007 Sunny Brook Dr. Austin ,Tx. 78723-3451 USA 3. Todd Faggoa 75 Courtney Rd. Dartmouth, NS B3A4C3 Canada 4. Dave Scott 3399 E. Stone Mountain ln. Sandy, UT 84092 USA 5. Matt Zimmerman 1843 Wilson San Angelo, TX 76901-1125 USA Don't forget the stamp. STEP 3. Now read carefully, here is how you start getting money. Look atthe list of five people, remove the first name and move everyone on the list up one position. Now, put your name, address, zipcode, and country in position #5, the bottom position on the list. So, #1 gets bumped off the list, #2 become #1, #3 becomes #2, and so on. STEP 4. Upload the revised article with tour name in position five to as many newsgroups as possible (at least 200). There are over 170,000 of them. Give a catchy description so it get's noticed. Such as: " Need FAST CASH!!!" The more uploads the more you make, and, of course, the more everyone on the list makes. Let's all take care of each other and be HONEST by putting 120 percent into this profitable and amazing system. You'll reap the benefits, believe me!! If you need help uploading, simply ask the Sysop of the BBS or "post" a message in the newsgroups asking how to post a file. People will always be glad to help. I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many software packages out there with different (yet similar) methods of posting. STEP 5. The best step of all. Sit on this step and just wait for the mailman to come. Enjoy life knowing those debts are going to be paid off so you can start dreaming again. It adds new life to the phrase, " ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR!!" You are now in the mail order investment business and you will start to receiving $1 returns within a week or two. The more newsgroups you post to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a Post office box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive. If you wish to remain anonymous , you can use a pseudonym such as "The Manager" or "The investor", But make sure you address is correct! NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS! Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES - ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200 postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5. Each person who sent you $1 now also makes, let's say, only 200 additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, i.e. 1000 postings On average, therefore, 50 people will send you $1 with your name at number 4. You make $50. Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3. Or 10,000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They make 200 postings each With YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100,000 Postings. = 5000 returns at $1 each = $5,000. Finally, 5000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 1. And get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list. AND THAT'S IF EVERYONE MAKES ONLY 200 POSTINGS! TOTAL INCOME IN ONE CYCLE = $55,500. From time to time, when your name drops off the list, you take the latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT ANOTHER $5 TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN AT NUMBER 5 AND START POSTING AGAIN. REMEMBER, 200 POSTINGS IS ONLY A GUIDELINE. THE MORE YOU POST THE GREATER YOUR RETURN. Let's review the reasons you should do this: The only cost factors are five stamps, five envelopes, and $5. Anyone can afford five dollars to put into such an effortless investment with SPECTACULAR RETURNS! Some people have said to me "What if the scheme gets played out and no one sends me any money?" Big deal! You loose $5. BUT, WHAT IF IT WORKS! Think of what you stand to gain! Do you realize how many newsgroups there are? Do you realize how many time this can be played out over and over, with COMPLETELY NEW people participating? THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NEWSGROUP USERS EVERY MONTH! PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others have received will come your way. If, for some reason, you choose non-integrity, YOU will feel the effects and lose out on this great opportunity. (Remember to remember to send the money first and then place your name in the #5 position. You'll get far greater returns). If you fear (procrastinate) sending the money, it's because you fear receiving it back. (Yes, there are those of us who are far more comfortable being broke, even while complaining about our lack of money.) Far wiser to send it in integrity than not send it because of fear. However, some are wise, some otherwise... Remember, read the instructions carefully and PLAY FAIRLY....That's the only way this will work for everyone. Get a printout so you can refer back to this article easily. There is always the temptation to NOT send the money, and re-post the article anyway. There is nothing to keep you from doing this...But remember that if the people who re-post YOUR article do the same, then you make no money either. LET'S ALL BE HONEST, AND WE CAN ALL MAKE A LOT OF MONEY!! REMEMBER, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. NOTE: Retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.) Enjoy!
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