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Article #3673Re: EASY $$$ ON THE NET!!!
From: Matt
Date: Sat, 07 Sep 1996 00:00
Date: Sat, 07 Sep 1996 00:00
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DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN THE FALSE OPPORTUNITY BELOW!! It is ILLEGAL! See the U.S. Postal Service's confirmation of this fact at http://www.usps.gov/websites/depart/inspect/chainlet.htm . I am terribly sorry that I posted these all over the internet. If you see letters like this anywhere on other newsgroups, please warn people about how much more of a price may have to be paid and include the above link. Maybe then someone else can avoid the dangers that I may now be in! Thanks! Matt wrote: > > NO - NOT AT A CASINO - RIGHT HERE ON THE INTERNET! > > Taking 5 minutes to read this may be one of the best decisions you ever > make. > > My name is not important. What is important is what happened to me. In > December of 1994, my business went bankrupt because of the poor state of > the economy. My cars were repossessed and debt collectors were hounding > me like you would not believe. I owed thousands and bankruptcy seemed > to be my only future. My family, my reputation, my sanity, and my life > was at stake. I became very ill. On January 9,1995, I saw an article on > an internet newsgroup telling me I could make $50,000 within 4 weeks for > an investment of only $5. I thought it was a huge joke! I spoke to my > attorney and friends about it and they thought likewise. But after > three days of desperate struggle in court to keep from going bankrupt, I > decided I had nothing to lose. > > My family and I, in desperation, grasped at straws and sent $1 by snail > mail to each of the 5 names and addresses specified in the article. We. > Then placed our own name and address in the article and posted it in 200 > other newsgroups. > > Two weeks later, I started receiving money in the mail! I could not > believe it! Hundreds of dollars turned into thousands, and in the four > weeks, I received a total of $57,883. It came from all over the world. > > If you follow the three steps below, there is no reason whatsoever that > why the same should not happen to you. This is a perfectly legitimate > investment opportunity. You invest $5 and you receive return on your > investment. So does the next investor. NOT ILLEGAL, NOT A CHAIN LETTER > - PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE! OBVIOUSLY IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED, THEN DON'T > PARTICIPATE. BUT PLEASE PRINT THIS ARTICLE AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO > MAY WISH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE. > > The procedure is very simple. > > STEP 1. Take a sheet of paper, write on it "PLEASE ADD MY NAME TO THE > LIST" This creates a service out of the money making system and thus > makes it one hundred percent legal. One dollar for the service of > adding your name to the list. For a neat twist you can write the > position the addressee's name appeared on your list , such as: "You were > #4." > > STEP 2. Fold that sheet of paper around a one dollar bill ( to hide > the cash from the those people who like to look at envelopes for > cash). Put the folded piece of paper, with its contents into an > envelope, address to the name on the following list and send it. > > > 1. Deborah Gorham > 2541 High Ridge > Jennings Mo, 63136 > > 2. Mike Burek > 2007 Sunny Brook Dr. > Austin ,Tx. 78723-3451 > USA > > 3. Todd Faggoa > 75 Courtney Rd. > Dartmouth, NS B3A4C3 > Canada > > 4. Dave Scott > 3399 E. Stone Mountain ln. > Sandy, UT 84092 > USA > > 5. Matt Zimmerman > 1843 Wilson > San Angelo, TX 76901-1125 > USA > > Don't forget the stamp. > > STEP 3. Now read carefully, here is how you start getting money. > Look atthe list of five people, remove the first name and move everyone > on the list up one position. Now, put your name, address, zipcode, and > country in position #5, the bottom position on the list. So, #1 gets > bumped off the list, #2 become #1, #3 becomes #2, and so on. > > STEP 4. Upload the revised article with tour name in position five to > as many newsgroups as possible (at least 200). There are over 170,000 of > them. Give a catchy description so it get's noticed. Such as: " Need > FAST CASH!!!" The more uploads the more you make, and, of course, the > more everyone on the list makes. Let's all take care of each other and > be HONEST by putting 120 percent into this profitable and amazing > system. You'll reap the benefits, believe me!! > > If you need help uploading, simply ask the Sysop of the BBS or "post" a > message in the newsgroups asking how to post a file. People will > always be glad to help. I would try to describe how to do it but there > are simply too many software packages out there with different (yet > similar) methods of posting. > > STEP 5. The best step of all. Sit on this step and just wait for the > mailman to come. Enjoy life knowing those debts are going to be paid > off so you can start dreaming again. It adds new life to the phrase, > " ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER DOLLAR!!" > > You are now in the mail order investment business and you will start to > receiving $1 returns within a week or two. The more newsgroups you post > to, the bigger your return will be. You may want to rent a Post office > box to handle the volume of mail you are likely to receive. If you wish > to remain anonymous , you can use a pseudonym such as "The Manager" or > "The investor", But make sure you address is correct! > > NOW LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS SYSTEM WORKS! > > Of every 200 postings I made, I received an average of 5 replies, YES - > ONLY 5, each with a $1 bill enclosed. You make $5 for every 200 postings > WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 5. Each person who sent you $1 now also makes, > let's say, only 200 additional postings WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 4, > i.e. 1000 postings On average, therefore, 50 people will send you $1 > with your name at number 4. You make $50. > > Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 3. > Or 10,000 postings - average return 500 at $1 each is $500. They make > 200 postings each With YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 2 = 100,000 Postings. = 5000 > returns at $1 each = $5,000. > > Finally, 5000 people make 200 postings each WITH YOUR NAME AT NUMBER 1. > And get a return of $50,000 before your name drops off the list. AND > THAT'S IF EVERYONE MAKES ONLY 200 POSTINGS! > > TOTAL INCOME IN ONE CYCLE = $55,500. > > From time to time, when your name drops off the list, you take the > latest posting that is appearing in the newsgroups, SEND OUT ANOTHER $5 > TO THE NAMES THAT ARE ON THE LIST, PUT YOUR NAME IN AT NUMBER 5 AND > START POSTING AGAIN. REMEMBER, 200 POSTINGS IS ONLY A GUIDELINE. THE > MORE YOU POST THE GREATER YOUR RETURN. > > Let's review the reasons you should do this: > The only cost factors are > five stamps, > five envelopes, > and $5. > Anyone can afford five dollars to put into such an effortless > investment with SPECTACULAR RETURNS! > > Some people have said to me "What if the scheme gets played out and no > one sends me any money?" Big deal! You loose $5. BUT, WHAT IF IT > WORKS! Think of what you stand to gain! > > Do you realize how many newsgroups there are? Do you realize how many > time this can be played out over and over, with COMPLETELY NEW people > participating? THERE ARE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NEWSGROUP USERS EVERY > MONTH! > > PLEASE REMEMBER that this program remains successful because of the > honesty and integrity of the participants and by their carefully > adhering to the directions. Look at it this way. If you are of > integrity, the program will continue and the money that so many others > have received will come your way. If, for some reason, you choose > non-integrity, YOU will feel the effects and lose out on this great > opportunity. (Remember to remember to send the money first and then > place your name in the #5 position. You'll get far greater returns). > If you fear (procrastinate) sending the money, it's because you fear > receiving it back. (Yes, there are those of us who are far more > comfortable being broke, even while complaining about our lack of > money.) Far wiser to send it in integrity than not send it because of > fear. However, some are wise, some otherwise... > > Remember, read the instructions carefully and PLAY FAIRLY....That's the > only way this will work for everyone. Get a printout so you can refer > back to this article easily. > > There is always the temptation to NOT send the money, and re-post the > article anyway. There is nothing to keep you from doing this...But > remember that if the people who re-post YOUR article do the same, then > you make no money either. LET'S ALL BE HONEST, AND WE CAN ALL MAKE A > LOT OF MONEY!! > > REMEMBER, HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY. > > NOTE: Retain every name and address sent to you, either on a computer > or hard copy and keep the notes people send you. This VERIFIES that > you are truly providing a service. (Also, it might be a good idea to > wrap the $1 bill in dark paper to reduce the risk of mail theft.) > > Enjoy! -- Matt Zimmerman e-mail: mzimm@webstar.net(primary) zimmy@hotmail.com(secondary) homepage: http://www.webstar.net/mzimm MY SAN ANGELO PAGE: http://www.webstar.net/mzimm/sang.html
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