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Re: RAS - please give us a few words about your recent k00k award

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From: Colonel Jake
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 17:35
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On 4/10/2012 10:42 PM, !dr. bit rot ��� wrote:
>
> Hey RAS in case you're to far gone to notice that you won a k00k
> award this month you did.  You're COWARD OF THE MONTH for March 2012
>
> quote:
> "The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!"
> 13 votes...yes
> 01 vote.....no
>
>
>
> RAS would you mind giving the people watching from home a few words about
> how you feel about being Coward of the Month?
>
>


<>
<>Subject: FWD: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2012
<>MID: <jm2hue$o1u$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
<>>
<>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
<>> The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!
<>>
<>> 13 votes...yes
<>> 01 vote.....no
<>>
<>> Congratulations, RastaEunuch!  You ran away after being
<>> nominated for this award, but hey, that's what cowards do.
<>>


I'm not tOo sure?,
"But what I understand is, is when Ras doesn't reply or poast
for long periods of time, its a sure indicator that Ras is most
likely incarcerated in a municipal institution, considering the
fact that Ras is also 'legally banned' from ever using the
internetz for the rest of his pathetic life!!!..."

*I'm sure glad its Ras' issues and not mine*

Now I am most positive!,
"That Ras wouldn't mind if I spoke for him, so here goes!
'I would just like to thank all you FuCKING-KoO-KoOKOLOGIST
and supporters for, for making this Award a reality for me, for I
would have never known how any of you netizens really felt about
me If I didn't win this Award...I'll keep this Award as part of my
resume for the rest of my life and continue to strive (to the best
of my ability), to win even more KoOK-aWARDS that best fits my
discerning character that we have all came to love and appreciate.'

Once again, Thank You sO-VeRY-FuCKING-MuCH!

--
Colonel Jake - Proxying for teh Ras, i.e., Operation Wetback
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