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Article #152Re: RAS - please give us a few words about your recent k00k award
From: Fred Hall
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:13
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:13
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On Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:35:01 -0700, Colonel Jake <coloneljake@coloneljake.com> wrote in <jm4eih$6si$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: >On 4/10/2012 10:42 PM, !dr. bit rot ??? wrote: >> >> Hey RAS in case you're to far gone to notice that you won a k00k >> award this month you did. You're COWARD OF THE MONTH for March 2012 >> >> quote: >> "The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!" >> 13 votes...yes >> 01 vote.....no >> >> >> >> RAS would you mind giving the people watching from home a few words about >> how you feel about being Coward of the Month? >> >> > > ><> ><>Subject: FWD: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2012 ><>MID: <jm2hue$o1u$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com> ><>> ><>> COWARD OF THE MONTH ><>> The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH! ><>> ><>> 13 votes...yes ><>> 01 vote.....no ><>> ><>> Congratulations, RastaEunuch! You ran away after being ><>> nominated for this award, but hey, that's what cowards do. ><>> > > >I'm not tOo sure?, >"But what I understand is, is when Ras doesn't reply or poast >for long periods of time, its a sure indicator that Ras is most >likely incarcerated in a municipal institution, considering the >fact that Ras is also 'legally banned' from ever using the >internetz for the rest of his pathetic life!!!..." > >*I'm sure glad its Ras' issues and not mine* > >Now I am most positive!, >"That Ras wouldn't mind if I spoke for him, so here goes! >'I would just like to thank all you FuCKING-KoO-KoOKOLOGIST >and supporters for, for making this Award a reality for me, for I >would have never known how any of you netizens really felt about >me If I didn't win this Award...I'll keep this Award as part of my >resume for the rest of my life and continue to strive (to the best >of my ability), to win even more KoOK-aWARDS that best fits my >discerning character that we have all came to love and appreciate.' > >Once again, Thank You sO-VeRY-FuCKING-MuCH! Bravo! You make a good point when you suggest Ras may be incarcerated. A Bobo Award would go well with his other awards. -- "These clowns are all Jokers!" - Rasta Khan "I'm more of a Usenet force than you'll ever imagine in your wildest dreams." - Nellie Hall KotAGoR XXXXI COOSN-075-07-81342 Brainwashed Follower of Art Deco #1 Old Gringo's Poopy Lits #1 Nellies invalid AUK Sociopath lits #10 @'s Lits of cyberterrorists and cyber bullies #1 eMutT lits o' hate #4 Lits Slut#10 Usenet Ruiner #3 Top Asshole On The Net #2 Most Hated Usenetizen of all time #2. Sweetness Seal Of Approval #2 Hammer of Thor - August 2005 Pierre Salinger HL&S - January 2012 Pierre Salinger HL&S - February 2012 Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle,Trainer Rasta Khan March 2006
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From: Fred Hall <fkhall@databasix.com>
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Subject: Re: RAS - please give us a few words about your recent k00k award
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 14:13:23 -0500
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