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Re: RAS - please give us a few words about your recent k00k award

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From: Fred Hall
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 19:13
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On Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:35:01 -0700, Colonel Jake
<coloneljake@coloneljake.com> wrote in
<jm4eih$6si$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:

>On 4/10/2012 10:42 PM, !dr. bit rot ??? wrote:
>>
>> Hey RAS in case you're to far gone to notice that you won a k00k
>> award this month you did.  You're COWARD OF THE MONTH for March 2012
>>
>> quote:
>> "The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!"
>> 13 votes...yes
>> 01 vote.....no
>>
>>
>>
>> RAS would you mind giving the people watching from home a few words about
>> how you feel about being Coward of the Month?
>>
>>
>
>
><>
><>Subject: FWD: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2012
><>MID: <jm2hue$o1u$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
><>>
><>> COWARD OF THE MONTH
><>> The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!
><>>
><>> 13 votes...yes
><>> 01 vote.....no
><>>
><>> Congratulations, RastaEunuch!  You ran away after being
><>> nominated for this award, but hey, that's what cowards do.
><>>
>
>
>I'm not tOo sure?,
>"But what I understand is, is when Ras doesn't reply or poast
>for long periods of time, its a sure indicator that Ras is most
>likely incarcerated in a municipal institution, considering the
>fact that Ras is also 'legally banned' from ever using the
>internetz for the rest of his pathetic life!!!..."
>
>*I'm sure glad its Ras' issues and not mine*
>
>Now I am most positive!,
>"That Ras wouldn't mind if I spoke for him, so here goes!
>'I would just like to thank all you FuCKING-KoO-KoOKOLOGIST
>and supporters for, for making this Award a reality for me, for I
>would have never known how any of you netizens really felt about
>me If I didn't win this Award...I'll keep this Award as part of my
>resume for the rest of my life and continue to strive (to the best
>of my ability), to win even more KoOK-aWARDS that best fits my
>discerning character that we have all came to love and appreciate.'
>
>Once again, Thank You sO-VeRY-FuCKING-MuCH!

Bravo!

You make a good point when you suggest Ras may be incarcerated.  A
Bobo Award would go well with his other awards.

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