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Re: RAS - please give us a few words about your recent k00k award

#153
From: Colonel Jake
Date: Wed, 11 Apr 2012 21:34
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On 4/11/2012 12:13 PM, Fred Hall wrote:
> On Wed, 11 Apr 2012 10:35:01 -0700, Colonel Jake
> <coloneljake@coloneljake.com>  wrote in
> <jm4eih$6si$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>:
>
>> On 4/10/2012 10:42 PM, !dr. bit rot ??? wrote:
>>>
>>> Hey RAS in case you're to far gone to notice that you won a k00k
>>> award this month you did.  You're COWARD OF THE MONTH for March 2012
>>>
>>> quote:
>>> "The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!"
>>> 13 votes...yes
>>> 01 vote.....no
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> RAS would you mind giving the people watching from home a few words about
>>> how you feel about being Coward of the Month?
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
>> <>
>> <>Subject: FWD: WINNERS! Usenet Kook Awards, March 2012
>> <>MID:<jm2hue$o1u$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
>> <>>
>> <>>  COWARD OF THE MONTH
>> <>>  The winner is...RAS MIKAERE 'Eunuch' ENOCH!
>> <>>
>> <>>  13 votes...yes
>> <>>  01 vote.....no
>> <>>
>> <>>  Congratulations, RastaEunuch!  You ran away after being
>> <>>  nominated for this award, but hey, that's what cowards do.
>> <>>
>>
>>
>> I'm not tOo sure?,
>> "But what I understand is, is when Ras doesn't reply or poast
>> for long periods of time, its a sure indicator that Ras is most
>> likely incarcerated in a municipal institution, considering the
>> fact that Ras is also 'legally banned' from ever using the
>> internetz for the rest of his pathetic life!!!..."
>>
>> *I'm sure glad its Ras' issues and not mine*
>>
>> Now I am most positive!,
>> "That Ras wouldn't mind if I spoke for him, so here goes!
>> 'I would just like to thank all you FuCKING-KoO-KoOKOLOGIST
>> and supporters for, for making this Award a reality for me, for I
>> would have never known how any of you netizens really felt about
>> me If I didn't win this Award...I'll keep this Award as part of my
>> resume for the rest of my life and continue to strive (to the best
>> of my ability), to win even more KoOK-aWARDS that best fits my
>> discerning character that we have all came to love and appreciate.'
>>
>> Once again, Thank You sO-VeRY-FuCKING-MuCH!
>
> Bravo!
>
> You make a good point when you suggest Ras may be incarcerated.  A
> Bobo Award would go well with his other awards.
>

Except!,
"I just found a bunch of Ras' poast over there in ba.broadcast,
supposedly? Ras actually has been hiding away from AUK just
like teh mighty and wise FNVW has said, 'Congratulations,
RastaEunuch!  You ran away after being nominated for this
award, but hey, that's what cowards do.,' so I guess Ras really
is a 'Frecken-Coward!!!.' .."

--
Colonel Jake
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