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Re: Pong: alt.usenet.kooks = Turds with no other life

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From: Colonel Jake
Date: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 04:51
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On 2/11/2012 7:39 PM, Ras Mikaere Enoch Mc Carty wrote:
>
>     Ha !

Just as we (tinw) suspected! (Ras),
"You definitely are a 100% USDA-BoNAFIDE-KoOK-BiTCH!!!..."

*and I was going to say, A MuTHA-FuCKING-aZZ kisser*

>     The Turds Are Upset.

<living in a HoUSE oF SHiT as you do>
(would explain your deep understanding of teh FeCAL-MaTTER)

By teh way! (Ras),
"If anyone ever says that you're a racist?
I'll be sure to tell them, 'LiKE-SHiT-hE-iS!!!.' .."

>     And What Is:  alt.usenet.kooks ?<SLAP>

Is that it!,
"You're admitting to being a SToOPID-KoOK-MuTHA-FuCKER!!!..."
(what'za'madder? YoU KoOK-TaRDED? SToOPID-KoOK-MuTHA-FuCKER!)

>
>     KOOKS !
>

YoU GoT THaT RiGHT!,
"aND WeLCOME tO TeH CLuB!!! (KoOK'ras)..."

*and quit playing teh part of a DuMB-aZZ*
(or you'll be addressed as KoOK'ras teh DuMB-aZZ)

--
Colonel Jake

AUK Order of Lenin for Usefulness, Apr 08
<(http://www.coloneljake.com/pages/page017/)>

ยธ,.,ยธ
:And then some...
`^'^ยด

<from Teh BoOk of Colonel Jake'ster>
Colonel Jake 6:23 - "Sometimes?!?!?!,...., it feels good?
``````` when you're 'slapping that shit around!!!.' .." ยดยดยดยดยดยดยด
                   ```````''' {ยฐvยฐ} '''ยดยดยดยดยดยดยด
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