🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <jh7a7r$so9$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
 Colonel Jake <coloneljake@coloneljake.com> wrote:

> Check out KoOK!,
> "You're famous, you're on other webshites!!!..."
> 
> *about half-way-down-teh-page*
> 
> An Early Spring is in the Air in the Grand Wizard's Stable | thegrandwizard
> <(http://thegrandwizard.wordpress.com/2012/02/12/an-early-spring-is-in-the-air
> -in-the-grand-wizards-stable/)>
> 
> <so what are you gonna do about it>
> (kiss their MuTHA-FuCKING-aZZ or be their BiTCH)

Thank you for your support, my dear Mr. Jiminez. While we've had our 
differences in the past, it's obvious that you at the very least have 
impeccable taste in reading material. Keep perusing the Grand Wizard's 
blog and you may pick up a few fashion pointers as well.  

I must give Ras Michael Enoch due credit. He is most certainly a kook to 
be reckoned with. His criminal record for online and offline threats 
could make the Pissbum Powerhouse step back and say "Dude, you need to 
smoke a chill pill."  If he weren't such an anti-Semitic mamzer, I might 
have signed him up for the Grand Wizard's stable of prize-winning kooks. 
As it is, he's definitely going to give Greegor a run for his money in 
the Busted Urinal and Pathetic Anal Pineapple races. 

In other news: while I decided against signing the MMFC, the Grand 
Wizard has procured gainful employment for Woger Wiseman and Deliverance 
Davies. It's a mitzvah, and besides, the Grand Wizard's Stable needed 
cleaning. I offered them pitchforks and shovels, but all they wanted 
were napkins and a salt shaker.  As my great-uncle Sol used to say "I 
don't want to know..." 

The Grand Wizard of AUK has spoken. Thank you all for listening.

-- 
Rusty Tavek, Grand Wizard of AUK
Manager:
Archimedes Plutonium
Emmett "The Pissbum Powerhouse" Gulley
Fasgnadh, Indecisive Soldier of God
Greegor "Rock Hard Stupid" Hanson
Lamey the Cable Guy

RIP Ernie Roth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernie_Roth