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Article #3039Re: sca·tol·o·gy
From: Bozo
Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:29
Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:29
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On Dec 11, 4:18 pm, Bozo <Bozo_De_N...@37.com> wrote: > The study and analysis of feces for physiological, diagnostic and > industrial purposes. > > Skatole or 3-methylindole is a mildly toxic white crystalline organic > compound belonging to the indole family. It occurs naturally beets, > coal tar, and feces, and is produced from tryptophan in the mammalian > digestive tract and has a strong fecal odor. In low concentrations it > has a flowery smell and is found in several flowers and essential > oils, including those of orange blossoms and jasmine. It is used as a > fragrance and fixative in many perfumes and as an aroma compound. Its > name is derived from the Greek root for "dung". Skatole can be reduced > to a white crystalline powder. > > The patents for making human feces smell like lavender and decay like > plastic was recently withdrawn from licensing because the Chinese were > planning to sell our own shit back to us as air freshener and baby > toys. > > -Bozo "and dat ain't no shit" de Niro- air fresheners, baby toys, and mute buttons: http://www.mypreciouskid.com/images/mute-button.jpg http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2006/08/20/426985/800pixHollywoodMyPacifiers.jpg
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