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From: Bozo
Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:18

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The study and analysis of feces for physiological, diagnostic and
industrial purposes.

Skatole or 3-methylindole is a mildly toxic white crystalline organic
compound belonging to the indole family. It occurs naturally beets,
coal tar, and feces, and is produced from tryptophan in the mammalian
digestive tract and has a strong fecal odor. In low concentrations it
has a flowery smell and is found in several flowers and essential
oils, including those of orange blossoms and jasmine. It is used as a
fragrance and fixative in many perfumes and as an aroma compound. Its
name is derived from the Greek root for "dung". Skatole can be reduced
to a white crystalline powder.

The patents for making human feces smell like lavender and decay like
plastic was recently withdrawn from licensing because the Chinese were
planning to sell our own shit back to us as air freshener and baby
toys.

-Bozo "and dat ain't no shit" de Niro-

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