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Re: Testing, ahhh One, ahhh Two, ahhhh Three

#3051
From: Bozo
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:23
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On Oct 30, 4:58 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> JeePee wrote:
> > Bozo wrote:
> > > On Oct 30, 12:28 am, JeePee <jp.pluijgers-...@quicknet.nl> wrote:
> > >> Bozo wrote:
> > >>> On Oct 28, 12:15 am, JeePee <jp.pluijgers-...@quicknet.nl> wrote:
> > >>>> Bozo wrote:
> > >>>>> On Oct 25, 3:25 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> > >>>>>> Bozo wrote:
> > >>>>>>> Testing, ahh one, ah two, ah three
> > >>>>>>> The only time you can legitimately xross-post is during testing
> > >>>>>>> ahh 1, ahh 2, ahh 3 ...
> > >>>>>>> Uhhhh Onerful ... ahhhh Onerful ... ahhhh Onerful!
> > >>>>>>> -Lawrence Bozo de Niro Welk-
> > >>>>>>> 1 ..... 2 ......3
> > >>>>>>    What are you testing, Bozo - other than my patience at the moment.
> > >>>>>> No really, what are you testing?
> > >>>>>> Tommy Joe  (don't test me, punk!)
> > >>>>> I'm glad you asked, Tommy. I'm testing our understanding of Nazi
> > >>>>> Numerology. As you may or may not know, there's been some
> > >>>>> unanticipated resignations in our local neo Nazi cell, and I've been
> > >>>>> asked to fill-in and accelerate the deployment of Operation Soloshow7,
> > >>>>> a cleansing operation of grossly inferior comics, colonels and 81
> > >>>>> other assorted undesirable and disgusting clowns that have been
> > >>>>> fowling cyberspace for far too long. As you know, according to the
> > >>>>> highly encrypted keys that code for Nazi Numerology, our sacred "Heil
> > >>>>> Hitler" salute still translates to "88" but for obscure technical
> > >>>>> reasons, an esoteric pending election, and some surprising
> > >>>>> unanticipated results in my honor as a likely write-in candidate, the
> > >>>>> combination has been changed to "81".
> > >>>>> -Heil Bozo-
> > >>>> Heil Bozo = 81 ?
> > >>>> What kind of alphabet are you using?
> > >>> Oooops ... my bad JeePee  ... you caught my encryption error ...
> > >>> congratulations ... you're either a genius ... an MIT math major ...
> > >>> or a neo nazi skin head McCain supporter ...I don't know which ...
> > >> Neither. I'm just an asshole who likes to point out other people's
> > >> mistakes :-)
>
> > >>> but you're pretty damn smart ... or maybe you're smarter than a fifth
> > >>> grader.
> > >> I have to be. I have to outsmart my kids a few more years before they
> > >> take over the household.
>
> > >>> Heil Hitler 88
> > >> I'd rather go for 68
>
> > >>> Heil Bozo 82
> > >>> Psssst cuper cecret neo natzi kode cyphered below:
> > >>> A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, ... H = 8 ... can you see it JeePee .... if you
> > >>> look closely  ... there's a pattern there ...
> > >> I cracked the code before. Remember I was the one pointing out that Heil
> > >> Bozo could not be 81?
>
> > >> --
> > >> --
> > >> JeePee
>
> > >> So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
> > >> Help him with his load,
> > >> And don't go mistaking Paradise
> > >> For that home across the road.
> > >>                 - Bob Dylan -
>
> > >> The New England Patriots - American Football at it's besthttp://www.patriots.com/-Hide quoted text -
>
> > >> - Show quoted text -
>
> > > 68? ... FH? ... sorry I don't get it ... maybe you mean 86 ... out of
> > > service?
>
> > And you just explained the numerology in a previous post.
> > 8 being H. Therefor 6 being F.
> > FH
> > Fuck Hitler
>
>  8 23 3, 19 7 15 8 2, or I'll rip your fucking head off.  ("hitler
>  was cool, so get off his back") - Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

You stupid skinhead, that's not Nazi numerology, that's the
combination to my locker in PE.

-Heil Bozo (82)-
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From: Bozo <Bozo_De_Niro@37.com>
Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.life.sucks,ba.broadcast
Subject: Re: Testing, ahhh One, ahhh Two, ahhhh Three
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