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Article #3052Re: Testing, ahhh One, ahhh Two, ahhhh Three
From: Bob
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:02
Date: Fri, 31 Oct 2008 04:02
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Bozo wrote:
> On Oct 30, 4:58 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>> JeePee wrote:
>>> Bozo wrote:
>>>> On Oct 30, 12:28 am, JeePee <jp.pluijgers-...@quicknet.nl> wrote:
>>>>> Bozo wrote:
>>>>>> On Oct 28, 12:15 am, JeePee <jp.pluijgers-...@quicknet.nl> wrote:
>>>>>>> Bozo wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Oct 25, 3:25 pm, Tommy Joe <j...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Bozo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Testing, ahh one, ah two, ah three
>>>>>>>>>> The only time you can legitimately xross-post is during testing
>>>>>>>>>> ahh 1, ahh 2, ahh 3 ...
>>>>>>>>>> Uhhhh Onerful ... ahhhh Onerful ... ahhhh Onerful!
>>>>>>>>>> -Lawrence Bozo de Niro Welk-
>>>>>>>>>> 1 ..... 2 ......3
>>>>>>>>> What are you testing, Bozo - other than my patience at the moment.
>>>>>>>>> No really, what are you testing?
>>>>>>>>> Tommy Joe (don't test me, punk!)
>>>>>>>> I'm glad you asked, Tommy. I'm testing our understanding of Nazi
>>>>>>>> Numerology. As you may or may not know, there's been some
>>>>>>>> unanticipated resignations in our local neo Nazi cell, and I've been
>>>>>>>> asked to fill-in and accelerate the deployment of Operation Soloshow7,
>>>>>>>> a cleansing operation of grossly inferior comics, colonels and 81
>>>>>>>> other assorted undesirable and disgusting clowns that have been
>>>>>>>> fowling cyberspace for far too long. As you know, according to the
>>>>>>>> highly encrypted keys that code for Nazi Numerology, our sacred "Heil
>>>>>>>> Hitler" salute still translates to "88" but for obscure technical
>>>>>>>> reasons, an esoteric pending election, and some surprising
>>>>>>>> unanticipated results in my honor as a likely write-in candidate, the
>>>>>>>> combination has been changed to "81".
>>>>>>>> -Heil Bozo-
>>>>>>> Heil Bozo = 81 ?
>>>>>>> What kind of alphabet are you using?
>>>>>> Oooops ... my bad JeePee ... you caught my encryption error ...
>>>>>> congratulations ... you're either a genius ... an MIT math major ...
>>>>>> or a neo nazi skin head McCain supporter ...I don't know which ...
>>>>> Neither. I'm just an asshole who likes to point out other people's
>>>>> mistakes :-)
>>>>>> but you're pretty damn smart ... or maybe you're smarter than a fifth
>>>>>> grader.
>>>>> I have to be. I have to outsmart my kids a few more years before they
>>>>> take over the household.
>>>>>> Heil Hitler 88
>>>>> I'd rather go for 68
>>>>>> Heil Bozo 82
>>>>>> Psssst cuper cecret neo natzi kode cyphered below:
>>>>>> A = 1, B = 2, C = 3, ... H = 8 ... can you see it JeePee .... if you
>>>>>> look closely ... there's a pattern there ...
>>>>> I cracked the code before. Remember I was the one pointing out that Heil
>>>>> Bozo could not be 81?
>>>>> --
>>>>> --
>>>>> JeePee
>>>>> So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
>>>>> Help him with his load,
>>>>> And don't go mistaking Paradise
>>>>> For that home across the road.
>>>>> - Bob Dylan -
>>>>> The New England Patriots - American Football at it's besthttp://www.patriots.com/-Hide quoted text -
>>>>> - Show quoted text -
>>>> 68? ... FH? ... sorry I don't get it ... maybe you mean 86 ... out of
>>>> service?
>>> And you just explained the numerology in a previous post.
>>> 8 being H. Therefor 6 being F.
>>> FH
>>> Fuck Hitler
>> 8 23 3, 19 7 15 8 2, or I'll rip your fucking head off. ("hitler
>> was cool, so get off his back") - Hide quoted text -
>>
>> - Show quoted text -
>
> You stupid skinhead, that's not Nazi numerology, that's the
> combination to my locker in PE.
>
> -Heil Bozo (82)-
Thats is an awful lot of numbers to keep your sweaty shorts safe!
No wonder you kids aren't learning anything nowadays,you spend all your
time memorizing combinations.
Now go do your homework and put yer feety pj's on.
--
-Bob
"My fault,my failure, is not in the passions I have,but in my lack of
control of them." -J. Kerouac
"Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death!"
-Hunter S. Thompson
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