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On Tue, 22 Nov 2005 10:51:49 GMT, "Tommy Joe" <joss@bellsouth.net> posted 
something accessible as 
news:1132656709.414623.109790@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com in 
alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below:

> 
> 
>> I love you, Tommy Joe.
>>
>> --
>> Robert Buchanan
>> Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
>> Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
>> Master of Mindy (arf)
> 
> 
>     I clicked on your site and see that you are playing the same death
> pool as me  (I think it's the same one).  I don't like that pool
> because I don't think the rules are clear enough.

I agree; I was actually disenfranchised by them!  See the asterisk by my 
Eddie Albert pick?  Well, I picked him three hours before I even knew he 
was dead, and six before they listed him as deceased.  But since I was off 
the ball [less than they were], they fucked me and didn't let it count, 
even though *it hadn't been announced that he was dead!*  So that's why my 
score is 1 instead of 2.  Oh, well.

> I would like to see
> the pool run in a paramutual betting style with only a certain amount
> of names allowed, famous names representing all age groups.

I like having obscurities listed.  I asked those incompetents twice to add 
Shohei Imamura since he's ancient, but they won't accomodate me.  Cunts.

> And I want to see some money involved - round the clock betting.

That would be nice!

> Anyway, thanks
> for the love.  One day maybe I will become famous enough to become an
> entry in the death pool, not just a player.  If that happens and I find
> out something is wrong with me and I'm going to die soon, you will be
> the first one to get the information.

THANKS!  If you like, you can email me your DP URL.  The next time I order 
the Death Star into orbit around a planet, I'll let you know who's on the 
planet a day or two before I have it destroyed.

> That's because I love you too, Robert.

I feel good about all this love!

> Tommy Joe  (Inside Info)

Your brother in Jesus Christ,
Robert Buchanan
Grand Moff of <http://www.robertbuchanan.name/>
Custodian of <http://del.icio.us/rbuchanan>
Master of Mindy (arf)

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