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Article #3350Re: NOMINATION: Jason "jjayboyd" Plawner for Clueless Newbie of the Month (was Re: NOMINATION: Jason "jjayboyd" Plawner for Path...
From: Pinku-Sensei
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:32
Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:32
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Sean Monaghan wrote: > Pinku-Sensei wrote: > > > Sean Monaghan wrote: > > > jjayboyd wrote: > > > > > > > yep.. pinku fuckstick... showing again .. why hes just a life > > > > observer and not a real man. > > > > > > > > oh well. keep going.. love it when someone who observes life.. and > > > > feeds info into his computer for an 'answer' thinks I am a kook. > > > > LOL > > > > > > > > oh yeah. > > > > > > > > Jason > > > > > > Why do you always snip quoted text and attribution lines, Plawner? > > > > > > <checks headers> > > > > > > Ah - Google Groups. > > > > Yeah, he's the kind of poaster who gives people who use Google Groups > > a bad name among the clueful. Oh, well, he's a long-time AOL user. > > > > > I see that you're either too clueless or too lazy > > > to use SHOW OPTIONS then REPLY, instead of using the quick REPLY > > > feature like you're currently doing. > > > > I gave him those same instructions back in April. > > > > http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.marching.drumcorps/msg/18ae026e71583395 > > > > He's obviously ignored it. As we (tinw) have found out about Plawner, > > he's willfully clueless and hostile to anyone who might know more. > > > > BTW, he's left other evidence of his laziness. Of his 16 poasts on > > this thread since AUK became involved, 15 have been to the most > > recently poasted article at the time of his response. The remaining > > one was a reply to the most recently poasted article relevant to him > > (Dickie Scoville and one of his fr0ggers going after each other didn't > > concern him, so he ignored them). It makes it looks like he's 1) not > > using frames, so he's not reading the poasts in threaded mode, and 2) > > responding to whichever poast is at the bottom of the page as Google > > presents them in time order. I figured that out before his most > > recent article and thought that, if no one else poasts, he'll attack > > the AHM regular that poasted the two most recent messages. Sure > > enough, that's what happened. It also explains why he jumps from > > poaster to poaster and doesn't sustain an exchange for very long if > > the poasting rate is high and he's not online at the same time as the > > other person. > > > > > I see a Clueless Newbie of the Month award in your future! > > > > Why not start now? Dustin "Dustbin Kook" Cook needs competition. > > > > For being online since October, 2000, yet still having no idea how to > > poast (see the evidence that Sean and I described above), > > > > -- displaying hostility to anyone who appears to have a clue, > > > > -- being ignorant and proud of it, > > > > -- denying authorship of a poast that anyone who can read headers can > > see is his, > > > > -- acting as if the same traits that work for him offline will work > > for him online, > > > > -- making fun of long .sigs for reasons having nothing to do with > > bandwidth, > > > > -- openly taunting kookologists, trolls, and hackers, and > > > > -- general hypocrisy, > > > > I nominate Jason "jjayboyd" Plawner for the Clueless Newbie award for > > November 2005. > > > > Seconds? > > Absolutely. And the FNVW has accepted the nomination, along with the ones for Pathetic Anal Pineapple and Office of Darth Bawl. I think he's waiting for your nomination of Tommy Bishop to go through until he accepts the JJay's nomination for Dog Whistle. http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/nominations.html > [***SPACE FOR JJAYBOYD TO WHINE*** > > > > ***] > > Oops! He'll probably snip all of this - and *still* whine. Didn't happen. There was a poast of mine that was more recent, so he responded to that instead. That's 16 out of 17 since AUK became involved where he responded to the most recent poast, the one down at the bottom of the page as Google presented it, so he's holding to his pattern. Also, once this thread fell off Google Groups front page for RAMD (active day in which people poasted to 10 threads between the time Grand Moff Robert Buchanan responded to Plawner and the time he got back on RAMD), he stopped responding to it. Wow, what a slave to the method of presentation! Now that I've replied, this poast will appear on the front Google Groups page of the froup Plawner is reading and this will be the most recent poast, so it's guaranteed that he'll respond. And, yes, he'll snip all of it. Lazy kook! Cffg. Purpx gur sebhcf yvar. V'z ehaavat na rkcrevzrag gb frr ubj cerqvpgnoyr WWnl pna or. Yrg'f frr vs ur 1) npphfrf zr bs fgnyxvat uvz, 2) znxrf sha bs gur "trrxl pbqr" V'z hfvat jvgubhg rire obgurevat gb qrpelcg vg, 3) pbagvahrf gb nffreg gur fhcrevbevgl bs uvf vqvbpl (Bejryy jebgr n fybtna sbe crbcyr yvxr uvz, "Vtabenapr vf fgeratgu"), naq 4) pna or yrq nebhaq ol gur abfr hfvat gur crphyvnevgvrf bs gur jnl ur'f ernqvat HFRARG. SJVJ, urer'f nabgure gvqovg nobhg WWnl'f cbfgvat unovgf. Ur ehaf ba n 3-4 zbagu xbbxbhg plpyr. Gung'f gur fnzr plpyr ENZQ unf unq sbe vgf znwbe synzrjnef sbe 12 lrnef. Guvatf gung znxr lbh tb uzz. -- Pinku-Sensei AKA Stinku Bruce Official Overseer of Kooks in rec.arts.marching.drumcorps Co-winner of the Hammer of Thor for October 2005
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X-Google-Thread: f4ee7,7948b42b579d9e16,start X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,5a56cdbf86d1bccb X-Google-Thread: 166572,5a56cdbf86d1bccb X-Google-Thread: 1156f6,6bf716afe0ab05ef X-Google-Attributes: gidf4ee7,gid10f7a7,gid166572,gid1156f6,public X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!postnews.google.com!g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "Pinku-Sensei" <DarkSumomo@netscape.net> Newsgroups: alt.comedy.standup,alt.usenet.kooks,alt.fucknozzles,demon.local Subject: Re: NOMINATION: Jason "jjayboyd" Plawner for Clueless Newbie of the Month (was Re: NOMINATION: Jason "jjayboyd" Plawner for Pathetic Anal Pineapple) Date: 20 Nov 2005 21:32:35 -0800 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 129 Message-ID: <1132551155.163834.225530@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> References: <eDdcf.6211$8W.4657@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com> <cc6e5416943047b6b2dab962350752d1@rec.activism.inventive.farrowing> <1131609196.657995.163900@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <1131816321.111625.128240@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <1131822213.690032.86550@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> <1132120861.644576.310770@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <1132124537.639627.115390@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com> <xn0e9szui5xti6300o@news.hydroclick.com> <1132206858.970523.303060@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> <xn0e9u2aw6wpu3500u@news.hydroclick.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 65.73.46.88 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Trace: posting.google.com 1132551160 19640 127.0.0.1 (21 Nov 2005 05:32:40 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2005 05:32:40 +0000 (UTC) In-Reply-To: <xn0e9u2aw6wpu3500u@news.hydroclick.com> User-Agent: G2/0.2 X-HTTP-UserAgent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98),gzip(gfe),gzip(gfe) Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com; posting-host=65.73.46.88; posting-account=OjjQCgwAAAAuLdt9iE63Grxht9lJ4ScV