What's a vagina look like?

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From: Dan
Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 00:00

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A kid says, "Pop, what's a vagina look like?"
His father says, "Before sex, a vagina looks like a pink rose with soft,
lovely petals and the aroma of perfume."
The kid says, "What about after sex?"
His father thinks for a moment and says, "Imagine a bulldog eating
mayonnaise..."

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Date: 1998/06/17
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