Re: What's a vagina look like?

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From: Steve Silberberg
Date: Wed, 17 Jun 1998 00:00

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In article <35875E1E.7E39@hotmail.com>, djspence@hotmail.com wrote:
>A kid says, "Pop, what's a vagina look like?"
>His father says, "Before sex, a vagina looks like a pink rose with soft,
>lovely petals and the aroma of perfume."
>The kid says, "What about after sex?"
>His father thinks for a moment and says, "Imagine a bulldog eating
>mayonnaise..."

After sex, a vagina looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

Same unfunny joke, 5 fewer lines.

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From: stevebo@onramp.net (Steve Silberberg)
Subject: Re: What's a vagina look like?
Date: 1998/06/17
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