Re: Alanis' cunt fart

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From: Randy C
Date: Fri, 30 Dec 2005 08:38

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shauny wrote:
> seanmcdonald2005@yahoo.com wrote:
> 
>> Here's a real picture of a woman farting on a cake:
>> http://www.freakboards.com/queenoffarts/cgi-bin/picpost/5dayofxmas.jpg
>> http://www.fartingsexy.com/updates/fartandrun.jpg
>>
>> Now I have a humorous Christmas story that goes with it:
>> http://www.fartingsexy.com/updates/frostedfarts.jpg
>>
>> Alanis bowing down with her naked ass to a cake/
>> Blowing a silent but deadly wind/
>> smells like hell, rotten eggs and shit absorbs on the cream cake/
>> 1,000,000,000 e-coli germs now inhabit the stinky cake/
>> Alanis Morissette grunts and farts a putrid 6 sec. long one/
>> Candles quench, instead of lighting/
>> Alanis, disappointed of not being able to light her fart shits on the
>> cake.
>>
> 
> Does it make it taste better??

Computer says no.

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