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Re: Alanis' cunt fart

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From: shauny
Date: Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:07
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Randy C wrote:
> shauny wrote:
> 
>> seanmcdonald2005@yahoo.com wrote:
>>
>>> Here's a real picture of a woman farting on a cake:
>>> http://www.freakboards.com/queenoffarts/cgi-bin/picpost/5dayofxmas.jpg
>>> http://www.fartingsexy.com/updates/fartandrun.jpg
>>>
>>> Now I have a humorous Christmas story that goes with it:
>>> http://www.fartingsexy.com/updates/frostedfarts.jpg
>>>
>>> Alanis bowing down with her naked ass to a cake/
>>> Blowing a silent but deadly wind/
>>> smells like hell, rotten eggs and shit absorbs on the cream cake/
>>> 1,000,000,000 e-coli germs now inhabit the stinky cake/
>>> Alanis Morissette grunts and farts a putrid 6 sec. long one/
>>> Candles quench, instead of lighting/
>>> Alanis, disappointed of not being able to light her fart shits on the
>>> cake.
>>>
>>
>> Does it make it taste better??
> 
> 
> Computer says no.
> 

Yeah, I figured that

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