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Started by SCAVENGER 2099
Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:13
LNH: ES6 SONG CONTEST----WINNER
Author: SCAVENGER 2099
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:13
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:13
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Well, I was gonna let the contest run longer before revealing the winner, but
since wReam HAD to go and post the answers, I figure I'll tell.
The Winner of the ES6 Song Contest and recipient of a brand new SCAVIE is.....
STEVE HUTCHISON (hutch@ibeam.ht.intel.com)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for the answers, I'll let Steve tell ya:
>ES6: You'll belive a Ninja can sing!
>"I'm a yankee-doodle Ninja!"
Yankee-doodle Dandy
>"Mr. Ninja, cut out my spleen. Make it the goriest, that I've ever seen."
Mister Sandman
>"How much is that Ninja in the window?"
How much is that Doggie in the Window
>"Tie a yellow sword belt 'round that old ninja tree...."
Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Old Oak Tree
>"....Where a ninja sits..Muching on a ritz!"
Puttin' on the Ritz
>"Who can swing a nun-chuck, and job you up with glee? Who can carve you into
>bits and make you gorey? The Ninja Man can....."
The Candy Man Can
>"It's a ninja-attack, ninja-attack on the floor. And he's slicing like he
>never did before....."
Maniac
>"Ninjas, crawling out of the moonlight....."
Memories (Cats)
>"Don't cry for me, Ninja-tina...."
Don't Cry for Me, Argentina (Evita)
>"Ninja-homa, where the swords come slicing up the plains...."
OOOOOOklahoma
>"I'ts a good flip, Ninja's hop....."
Good Ship Lollipop
>BTW first person to correctly identify all of the songs the ninja sings,
>will get a Scavie (the only award worth having).
Gosh-a-rootie. I'd like a Scavie better than any old wReamie.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not only does Steve know his music, but he also knows when is the right time
to kiss up.
BTW wReam, These songs are all different dance tunes (well more or less),
they reflect what the Electrocutioner wanted to hear, not what UN wanted to sing
----SCAVENGER 2099
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Re: LNH: ES6 SONG CONTEST----WINNER
Author: SCAVENGER 2099
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:17
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 21:17
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It occurs to me that I accidently erased the first song while editing Steve's
answers. oops. :-)
The answer for song #1 is: I've got rythm...
----SCAVENGER 2099
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Re: LNH: ES6 SONG CONTEST----WINNER
Author: sl859
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 22:45
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 1992 22:45
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> The Winner of the ES6 Song Contest and recipient of a brand new SCAVIE is..... > > Gosh-a-rootie. I'd like a Scavie better than any old wReamie. > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ So would I since there is no such thing as a wReamie, The award that I give out is the wReamy! How dare you even think this has anything whatsoever to do with Scavies and the whole concept behind them! Why the thought never even crossed my mind to compete with SCAMPENGER... > Not only does Steve know his music, but he also knows when is the right time > to kiss up. > BTW wReam, These songs are all different dance tunes (well more or less), > they reflect what the Electrocutioner wanted to hear, not what UN > wanted to sing I noticed this, which is how I devised a way for UN to get out of that perdicament. Of course I wonder if Rebel Yell will be smart enough to get out of a similiar perdicament, or will he be the typical male leader type that doesn't apply the braincells... wReam... P.S. Tired of being dumped on and wants to dump on someone else.
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