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Started by Gerry Lintonice
Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:34
Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: Gerry Lintonice
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:34
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:34
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I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex partners. How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ?
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: Nikonja
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:11
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 09:11
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On 1 Nov 2005 20:34:05 -0800, Gerry Lintonice wrote: > I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex > partners. > > How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? You need more powerfull psu and connect yourself to it and after just let it flow !
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: Dave
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:44
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 12:44
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex > partners. > > How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? > You can't, its too small. I suggest amputation and female hormones and then you can get fucked all you want.
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: Dan
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 22:33
Date: Wed, 02 Nov 2005 22:33
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Outdated, low performing hardware such as your dick, will not overclock a great deal. The marginal overclock you will get out of it will still be very lack luster in performance compared to the penis's of today. You also risk total system failure which would be much worse than having a non overclocked penis.
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: High
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:12
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 01:12
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Gerry Lintonice wrote: > I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex > partners. > > How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? > I don't know, and I don't care. Just keep it out of my SCSI port.
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: GuitarMan
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:53
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 02:53
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex > partners. > > How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? First you have to have one...not be one...
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: 888
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:43
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:43
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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex > partners. > > How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? > First make sure you have enough room for a powerful fan and heatsink. Might consider water cooling.
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: pheasant
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:54
Date: Thu, 03 Nov 2005 12:54
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"888" <none@space.com> wrote in message news:436a05e5$0$63066$ed2e19e4@ptn-nntp-reader04.plus.net... > > "Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message > news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >>I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex >> partners. >> >> How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? >> > > First make sure you have enough room for a powerful fan and heatsink. > Might consider water cooling. A garden hose at full force rectally should provide adequate cooling. ;) Actually; if he is to overclock his teeny weenie, he'll be done much faster; can't say I've ever met a woman that wants to be done before one even makes his grand entry. Course I think the OP is prolly happy with a little vaseline and his imagination. ;)
Re: Can I overclock my penis ???
Author: Bobtail
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:23
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:23
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pheasant wrote: > "888" <none@space.com> wrote in message > news:436a05e5$0$63066$ed2e19e4@ptn-nntp-reader04.plus.net... > >>"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message >>news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >> >>>I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex >>>partners. >>> >>>How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? >>> >> >>First make sure you have enough room for a powerful fan and heatsink. >>Might consider water cooling. > > > A garden hose at full force rectally should provide adequate cooling. ;) > > Actually; if he is to overclock his teeny weenie, he'll be done much faster; > can't say I've ever met a woman that wants to be done before one even makes > his grand entry. > > Course I think the OP is prolly happy with a little vaseline and his > imagination. ;) > > > > The moron is also posting on other groups. In my opinion, a good thermal grease such as Vaseline and some a new OS such as Sluts in Heat should overclock him to the moon. Id be surprised if he made it past 3 strokes.
Re: Can I overclock my penis ??? <-------------- 2 X 0 = 0 overclocking is irrelevant in his case
Author: 2
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:48
Date: Sat, 05 Nov 2005 06:48
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On Fri, 04 Nov 2005 21:23:20 -0600, Bobtail <bobtail362@hotmail.com> wrote: >pheasant wrote: >> "888" <none@space.com> wrote in message >> news:436a05e5$0$63066$ed2e19e4@ptn-nntp-reader04.plus.net... >> >>>"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message >>>news:1130906045.150948.193880@g44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com... >>> >>>>I want to be able to fuck faster and more furiously to satisfy my sex >>>>partners. >>>> >>>>How can I achieve this? How can I overclock my dick ? >>>> >>> >>>First make sure you have enough room for a powerful fan and heatsink. >>>Might consider water cooling. >> >> >> A garden hose at full force rectally should provide adequate cooling. ;) >> >> Actually; if he is to overclock his teeny weenie, he'll be done much faster; >> can't say I've ever met a woman that wants to be done before one even makes >> his grand entry. >> >> Course I think the OP is prolly happy with a little vaseline and his >> imagination. ;) >> >> >> >> >The moron is also posting on other groups. In my opinion, a good >thermal grease such as Vaseline and some a new OS such as Sluts in Heat >should overclock him to the moon. Id be surprised if he made it past 3 >strokes.
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