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Started by Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz
Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:00
My goret won't come home!
Author: Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:00
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:00
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All you alt.gorets readers, please keep a look out for my goret. It has a pink grommet hinge and a triply inverted 5-phase axolotl interface. If you see it, yell IP addresses at it, or show it some mayan numerals, and it should come trotting over. Once you have it restrained, send me e-mail. Thanks! My poor goret... -- Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj This Is Realtime! lian faldan voston.
Re: My goret won't come home!
Author: Fred Scott
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:41
Date: Mon, 12 Oct 1992 23:41
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In article <1992Oct12.230044.13504@muddcs.claremont.edu> dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz) writes: > >All you alt.gorets readers, please keep a look out for my goret. It has a >pink grommet hinge and a triply inverted 5-phase axolotl interface. If you >see it, yell IP addresses at it, or show it some mayan numerals, and it >should come trotting over. Once you have it restrained, send me e-mail. >Thanks! My poor goret... Oh, oh! I just heard something like that had gotten loose in Lake Erie and the predictable chemical reactions had caused it to grow such that now it's wandering through Cleveland stomping down buildings. If it's yours, you'd better get there quick - otherwise, you never know what some panicy National Guard Commander might do. Fred
Re: My goret won't come home!
Author: Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 20:34
Date: Wed, 14 Oct 1992 20:34
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In article <1992Oct12.234111.20460@pei.com> fred_s@earwax.pei.com (Fred Scott) writes: >In article <1992Oct12.230044.13504@muddcs.claremont.edu> dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu (Denis "Tesser" Moskowitz) writes: >> >>All you alt.gorets readers, please keep a look out for my goret. It has a >>pink grommet hinge and a triply inverted 5-phase axolotl interface. If you >>see it, yell IP addresses at it, or show it some mayan numerals, and it >>should come trotting over. Once you have it restrained, send me e-mail. >>Thanks! My poor goret... > >Oh, oh! I just heard something like that had gotten loose in Lake Erie and >the predictable chemical reactions had caused it to grow such that now it's >wandering through Cleveland stomping down buildings. If it's yours, you'd >better get there quick - otherwise, you never know what some panicy National >Guard Commander might do. Hey... I _found_ my goret. It was in Tijuana. Someone better pay attention, their goret may be in danger... Unless it's a stray, in which case you had better call the Humane society and tell them to get some lenticular infundibula and catch that goret. It might still find a happy home. -- Denis/Tesser M Moskowitz Jen feroca malbona kuniklo; rigardu liajn dmoskowi@jarthur.claremont.edu sovagxajn vangharojn, kaj liajn ungojn kaj This Is Realtime! lian faldan voston.
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