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Started by Kirkpatrick
Wed, 01 Mar 1995 22:37
MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: Kirkpatrick
Date: Wed, 01 Mar 1995 22:37
Date: Wed, 01 Mar 1995 22:37
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Are you smitten with a "special someone on-line, maybe through a BBS or chat service, but you can't seem to capture their affections? Take heart! Now there's a provocative, practical guide written by a wrier and relationship therapist. She tells you how to maximize your on-line sensuality, and shares imaginative techniques that will open the heart of the object of your desires. Learn when to be sweet ... and when to turn up the heat. And experience sensual exercises guaranteed to make you a better on-line lover. This easy-to-read booklet, "MAKING LOVE ON LINE: A How-to-Guide to Meeting Your Mate On Line," is available for only $15.00 U.S. check or money order from: Heart 'n Soul Publications P. O. Box 2709 Humble, Texas 77347-2709 Send your check or money order today. You too can meet and attract the person of your dreams -- we did!
Re: MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: Malinda McCall
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 1995 04:36
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 1995 04:36
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*gag*
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& Do not always be complaining, especially about &
& the weather or natural disasters. Treat nature &
& as nature. --Ni, Hua Ching &
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mmccall@emory.edu
Re: MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: John A. Blackley
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 1995 15:55
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 1995 15:55
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In article <3j3i01$8im@moe.cc.emory.edu>, mmccall@larry.cc.emory.edu says... > >*gag* Yeah, and add a gag for me too, please. > > > >-- > &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& > & Do not always be complaining, especially about & > & the weather or natural disasters. Treat nature & > & as nature. --Ni, Hua Ching & > &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& > mmccall@emory.edu >
Re: MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: slinky
Date: Fri, 03 Mar 1995 19:39
Date: Fri, 03 Mar 1995 19:39
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I thought that this MUST be a gag when I read it, cause no one could be so pathetic as to actually buy such a thing.. ...then I remembered Ronald Reagan. John A. Blackley (johnalan@bga.com) wrote: : In article <3j3i01$8im@moe.cc.emory.edu>, mmccall@larry.cc.emory.edu : says... : > : >*gag* : Yeah, and add a gag for me too, please. : > : > : > : >-- : > &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& : > & Do not always be complaining, especially about & : > & the weather or natural disasters. Treat nature & : > & as nature. --Ni, Hua Ching & : > &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& : > mmccall@emory.edu : >
Re: MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: Tony Safina
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 1995 06:48
Date: Sun, 05 Mar 1995 06:48
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slinky@io.com (slinky@io.com) writes: >I thought that this MUST be a gag when I read it, cause no one >could be so pathetic as to actually buy such a thing.. >...then I remembered Ronald Reagan. Well, I bought it too ... almost. `Think it was called "How to Pick Up Girls." It was a pretty short book though, went something like... reach your arms around `em, squeeze gently, then LIFT." Am I pulling your leg? Yep. :-) But honest... the technique WORKS, every time. That is, if they *want* to be picked up. :-) =============================================================================== | my sig is in the header * in the header is my sig * my sig is in the header | ===============================================================================
Re: MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: Amy Leigh Harris
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 1995 17:38
Date: Wed, 08 Mar 1995 17:38
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You've got to be kidding. I didn't need a stupid book ;) -- ::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: :: Amy Leigh Harris :: harris@stolaf.edu :: Khloe (IRC) :: ::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: :: http://www.stolaf.edu/people/harris ::
Re: MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: Tekcon
Date: Sun, 12 Mar 1995 18:27
Date: Sun, 12 Mar 1995 18:27
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In article <D4yG9G.HJA@iglou.com>, Tony Safina <tony@iglou.iglou.com> wrote:
:)slinky@io.com (slinky@io.com) writes:
:)
:)>I thought that this MUST be a gag when I read it, cause no one
:)>could be so pathetic as to actually buy such a thing..
:)
:)>...then I remembered Ronald Reagan.
:)
:)
:) Well, I bought it too ... almost. `Think it was called "How to Pick Up Girls."
:)It was a pretty short book though, went something like... reach your arms
:)around `em, squeeze gently, then LIFT."
hey! cAtnmouse picked me up using that very same technique!
:)Am I pulling your leg? Yep. :-)
i thought it was the monster under the bed doin' it...
:)But honest... the technique WORKS, every time. That is, if they *want* to be
:)picked up. :-)
i think it'll work every time unless they *couldn't* be picked up. at least
by average humans...
sQ "i am not Samson or Zap" yrm
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look! more than 4 lines!
Re: MAKING LOVE ON LINE
Author: Doug McLaren
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 1995 16:47
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 1995 16:47
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In article <3jo6sa$r1t@cs.uwp.edu>, Jeremy Nelson <nelson@cs.uwp.edu> wrote: | Who the hell are you? Go away. | | -hop Here I am, quietly reading austin.personals, looking for the woman of my dreams, and instead I find hop. Ewww ... -- Doug McLaren, dougmc@comco.com
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