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Article #483Re: Programming by dinosaurs [Was: Gwbasic - Help needed please]
From: tapwater
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 00:00
Date: Wed, 13 Sep 2000 00:00
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Paper tape? Teletype? Did you know you could program with scotch tape and a pin? (sharpened paper clip worked better) Just cover the wrong stuff with the scotch tape and punch new holes with the pin. You whippersnappers are too young to remember the good ole days when we used to make tick marks under the drawing of each animal on the cave wall so we could keep score. I was the one that invented the slash across four ticks. I got the idea from my thumb! I shoulda patented it, but Oogbuk, the patent commissioner, was too busy chewing on a mastodon bone to accept my application. Joe Pylka wrote: > > >Did see someone who was silly enough to put a full box of them > >on the top of an IBM mainframe printer, end up with a tad of a bad > >hair day when the printer ran out of paper and did its usual thing, > >automatically raise the cover with loud whirring of the drive motor. > >He desperately tried to get to the printer in time, and failed. > > > Worked great with coffee cups too. > What? You never had to use Paper Tape??? > > >It was data too, so impossible to put them back in order again. > > > One learned very fast to make the room and effort to sequence the > cards... and know where the sorter was.. Also diagonally streaked the tops > with different marker colors....
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