BIG HOAX!!!!

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From: Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska
Date: Wed, 27 Jan 1993 21:42

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BIG HOAX? It seems that somebody claimed to
have reset time, and rebooted the universe. So billions and billions
of stars exploded in vain!! Robert McElwaine, TAKE NOTICE!  According
to credible SOURCES, this SOMEONE is a quasi-DEITY-kinda-THING (not
GOD, HIMSELF) and he PULLED THE PLUG ON THE UNIVERSE'S GEEK-A-JING
DO-HICKEY.  HIS name is Alddin, and HE has a MAGIK LAMP. If you rub
the LAMP, the GENIE is AROUSED. If you rub it THE WRONG WAY, the GENIE
GETS PISSED.

TIME to RECONSIDER those plans!!! SELL your OLD car, BUY a NEW CAR!
SELL your POWER PLANT, invest in TAPE BACKUPS.

I may sound like ZIPPY THE PINHEAD, but the future is MUCH BRIGHTER.
On a serious note, ever notice how Rob McElwaine REALLY sounds like
ZIPPY THE PINHEAD? YOW! If I felt any more SOPHISTICATED, I would be
EMBARASSED.

--
...so the whole story is completely untrue... big hoax! ha ha ha....

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