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4 total messages Started by Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska Wed, 07 Oct 1992 07:11

Author: Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1992 07:11

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I know you are going to be terribly disappointed, but The Licker Store
is an ice cream store in Durham, NH.  

And we don't get alt.licker.store in unh.  

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Re: The Truth.

Author: Eric LeSatz
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1992 06:37

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In article <OSA.92Oct7021123@orville.unh.edu> osa@orville.unh.edu (Bart Simps.. er.. Oktay Ahiska) writes:
>
>I know you are going to be terribly disappointed, but The Licker Store
>is an ice cream store in Durham, NH.  

I I hope that this group wasn't created to talk about some ice cream
store in Durham!! Well, since there hasn't actually been an official
subject here, I'm going to take a chance and post some of my favorite
material necessary for my hobby:

The Official Bartender's Cheat Sheet

57 CHEVY                       COMFORT/GRAND MARNIER/VODKA/PINAPPLE
747                            BAILEY'S/AMARETO/KAHLUA
ABC                            AMARETTO/BAILEY'S/COINTREAU
AGENT ORANGE                   SOUTHERN COMFORT/BAILEY'S
ALABAMA SLAMMER	   	2/1/1  SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN/TRIPLE SEC
ALABAMA SLAMMER 	2/1/1  SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN/ O.J.
ALMOND DELIGHT            1/2  SAMBUKA/AMARETTO
ALMOND JOY	          2/1  AMARETTO/CREAM DE CACAO/ DASH OF CREAM
ANGEL'S LIPS	          2/1  BENEDICTINE/BAILEY'S
APPLE BLOSSOM  		  3/1  APPLE SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE
APPLE JACK		       APPLE SCHNAPPS/JACK DANIELS
B51			       KAHLUA/BAILEY'S
B52		        1/2/2  KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/GRAND MARNIER
BLACK RUSSIAN	          4/1  VODKA/KAHLUA
WHITE RUSSIAN	        4/1/1  VODKA/KALUA/MILK
BACK STREET BANGER	       JACK DANIELS/BAILEY'S
BAD HABIT		       VODKA/PEACH SCHNAPPS
BANANA SPLIT		       BANANA LIQUEUR/KAHLUA
BANANA SPLIT		       BANANA LIQUEUR/VODKA
BANANA DAQUIRI          2/1/2  WHITE RUM/BANANA LIQUEUR/BAR MIX
BUBBLE GUM		       BANANA LIQUEUR/SOUTHERN COMFORT/MILK/GRENADINE
BIRTH CONTROL		       RYE/GIN
BLACK CAT		       KAHLUA/APRICOT BRANDY/OUZO
BLACK CAT		       TEQUILA/AMARETTO
BLACK MEXICAN		       TEQUILA/KAHLUA
BLOW JOB		       BAILEY'S/BANANA LIQUEUR
BOCCI BALL		       AMARETTO/O.J.    (VODKA)
BONBON			       TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA/DROP OF GRENADINE
BOOTLEG			       JACK DANIELS/SAMBUCA/SOUTHERN COMFORT
BOOTLEGGER		       JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA/SOUTHERN COMFORT
BUM FUCKER		       JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT	       JACK DANIELS/AMARETTO
CAPITAL PUNISHMENT	       JACK DANIELS/COINTREAU
CHOCLATE CHIP		       CHILLED VODKA/FRANGELICA
COMFORTABLE BROTHER	       SOUTHERN COMFORT/FRANGELICA
COCONUT CREAM PIE	       COCONUT RUM/WHIPPED CREAM
CRANAPPLE		       APPLE SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE
CREAMSICLE            3/3/1/1  AMARETTO/KAHLUA/MILK/O.J.
CREAMSICLE   		       AMARETTO/15% CREAM/O.J.
DIRTY SOCK		       SCOTCH/PINEAPPLE JUICE
DOUBLE JACK               2/1  YUKON JACK/JACK DANIELS
DR. PEPPER		       AMARETTO/COKE
FIREBALL		       BRANDY/SAMBUCA
FIREBALL		       KAHULA/OUZO
FIRECRACKER		       CINNAMON SCHNAPPS/CHERRY BRANDY/TABASCO
FLYING FUCK		       SAMBUCA/JACK DANIELS
FREDDY THUDPUCKER	       TEQUILA/GALLIANO/O.J.
FUZZY NAVEL               2/1  PEACH SCHNAPPS/O.J.
GASOLINE		       SOUTHERN COMFORT/TEQUILA
GHOSTBUSTER		       BAILEY'S/KAHLUA/VODKA
GODFATHER		       SCOTCH/AMARETTO
GODMOTHER		       VODKA/AMARETTO
HAPPY HAWAIIAN		       KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/PINEAPPLE JUICE
HEAD BANGER		       SOUTHERN COMFORT/ JACK DANIELS
JACKHAMMER		       JACK DANIELS/PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS
JAKE			       JACK DANIELS/COKE to the top
JAMAICAN YOYO		       RUM/TIA MARIA
JELLY BEAN		       GRENADINE/SAMBUCA/GALLIANO
KAMIKAZE		       VODKA/DASH-TRIPLE SEC/LIME JUICE
LEMONADE		       VODKA/LEMON JUICE
LYNCHBURG LEMONADE    1/1/1/4  JACK DANIELS/TRIPLE SEC/SWEET&SOUR/7-UP
MANHANDLER		       VODKA/J. DANIELS/SOUTHERN COMFORT/SLOE GIN
MELLOW YELLOW		       SOUTHERN COMFORT/GALLIANO
MELON BALL		       VODKA/MIDORI/PINEAPPLE JUICE
MINT CHIP		       PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS/KAHULA
MUDSLIDE		       TEQUILA/KAHULA/BAILEY'S
MUDSLIDE		       VODKA/KAHLUA/BAILEY'S
MUPPET	                  4/1  TEQUILA/7-UP     also POPPER
ORANGE CRUSH              3/1  TRIPLE SEC/CRANBERRY JUICE
ORGASM			       PEPPERMINT SCHNAPPS/BAILEY'S
PEACHFUZZ		       PEACH SCHNAPPS/CRANBERRY JUICE
P.B.CHOC. CHIP COOKIE	       FRANGELICA/TIA MARIA/KAHLUA
PEARL HARBOR            2/2/1  VODKA/MIDORI/PINEAPPLE JUICE
PEARL HARBOR		       VODKA/MIDORI/O.J.
PINA COLADA           1.5/1/1  MALIBU/PINAPPLE JUICE/MILK
QUICK SILVER		       ANISETTE/TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA
ROAD RUNNER		       TIA MARIA/GRAND MARNIER
ROMAN RIOT		       SAMBUCA/GALLIANO/AMARETTO
ROOTBEER		       VODKA/GALLIANO/COKE/BEER
RUSSIAN QUALUDE	        2/2/1  VODKA/FRANGELICA/MILK
SCREAMING ORGASM	       BAILEY'S/SCHNAPPS/VODKA
SEX			       KAHLUA/GRAND MARNIER
SEX MACHINE		       KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/MILK
SEX ON THE BEACH	       PEACH SCHNAPPS/TEQUILA/TRIPLE SEC
SEX ON THE BEACH	       PEACH SCHNAPPS/VODKA
SHARK			       TEQUILA/VODKA/TABASCO
SICILIAN KISS		       AMARETTO/GALLIANO/BAILEY'S
SLEEPER			       GALLIANO/KAHLUA/TEQUILA
SLIPPERY NIPPLE		       SAMBUCA/BAILEY'S
SMILE			       MIDORI/APPLE BRANDY
SNAKE BITE              3/1/1  JACK DANIELS/COINTREAU/LIME CORDIAL
SNAKE BITE		       JACK DANIELS/TEQUILA/SOUTHERN COMFORT
SNAKE BITE		       YUKON JACK/LIME JUICE
STILETTO		       TIA MARIA/COINTREAU/GALLIANO
T.K.O			       TEQUILA/KAHULA/OUZO
T.N.T	                  4/1  TEQUILA/TABASCO
TALL SHIP		       KAHLUA/BAILEY'S/DRAMBUIE
TEST TUBE BABY		       VODKA/AMARETTO
TETANOS SHOT		       SCHNAPPS/CHERRY BRANDY/BAILEY'S
TANK			       TANGUERAY/JACK DANIELS
TOASTED ALMOND		       KAHLUA/AMARETTO/MILK
TOOTSIE ROLL		       DARK CREME DE CACAO/ O.J.
WATERMELON                4/1  MIDORI/CRANBERRY JUICE
WEREWOLF		       JACK DANIELS/DRAMBUIE
WINDEX			       VODKA/TRIPLE SEC/BLUE CUOCRACAO/LIME JUICE
ZIPPER			       15% CREAM/TRIPLE SEC/TEQUILA

ZIPPER			       BAILEY'S/GRAND MARNIER/ANISETTE

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Re: The Truth.

#14

Author: Steven E. Hoell
Date: Wed, 07 Oct 1992 22:21

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Not to worry. There used to be a Tucson bar called "Liquor Where She
Likes It."

(Liquor in front. Poker in the rear...)

Re: The Truth.

#11

Author: Laurence Doering
Date: Thu, 08 Oct 1992 06:47

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In article <1992Oct7.063759.14679@mercury.cair.du.edu> elesatz@diana.cair.du.edu (Eric LeSatz) writes:
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>WINDEX			       VODKA/TRIPLE SEC/BLUE CUOCRACAO/LIME JUICE

This is my favorite wildly erroneous attempt to spell "Blue Curacao"
of the week.

Try this at your local bar:

YOU:		"Gimme a Windex, my good man."
BARTENDER:	"Order a grown-up drink or get your butt outta here, asshole."
YOU:		"Oh.  Umm, a Fuzzy Navel?"
BARTENDER:	[yells]  "Yo, Mongo, time to earn a living!"
BOUNCER:	"You heard the man.  Get lost."
YOU:		"But..."
BOUNCER:	[Kick]  "And don't come back, fuckhead!"

ljd
oh, and keep this crap outta talk.bizarre while you're at it

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