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"mathieu78" <nomail@n.com> wrote in message
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> Because the primary sex organ of the male is his dick.The primary sex
organ
> of the female is her brain

Squick (SKWIK): n. The act, or incidence, of squicking (cf)|| 2. v.
Penetrative cranial sexual intercourse, distinguished from the more prosaic
"Skullfucking" by the explicit introduction of an orifice by mechanical
means, usually trepanning (cf)|| 3. n. Tool used for squicking, normally a
bone hole saw or wide, flat bone drill bit.

SQUICKING (see also 'Tasteless Sex Acts') The practice one takes up when
skull fucking becomes tedious. Skull fucking is the easiest of the two acts,
as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your
thingie. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a
hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap
between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming
orgasms. Geoff Miller himself prefers the basic squicking where the hole is
located at the top of the head. Caza (a French comic artist) has this
description accompaining a picture of prime squicking: "The wound that never
heals, the scar after the sacrificial act gaped rosy red and soft, shining
and new... infinitely virginal... Having bathed a whole world in blood,
commander Aries defiled Lailahs brow with his spunk." The name of the comic
is 'Lailah' and it also has a good story about a man getting raped by a
frog/woman. If you like Corben, this might be a comic for you. Scott M
Hampton has also mentioned _Woulffes Guide To Practical Squicking_ as a fine
introduction to squicking. It goes like this:

Tools: A hammer and chisel, a quarter round wood rasp, a hand drill with at
least a 3/8" metal cutting bit (not a spade drill, damn it), and a ink pen.

Supplies: A partner, and suitable restraints. You may want some rags.

Preparation: Tie partner securely (Victim, partner, thedifference is a
subtle matter best left to linguists.) Make certain the forehead is
available and clean. Make a horizontal line about 2" above the eyebrows.
Mark the center of the line between your partners eyebrows. Assemble tools,
placing drill bit securely in chuck. Plug drill in. Get a beer, prepare
yourself mentally. This is going to be great!

Proceedure: Drill hole thru skull at mark on forehead. Using chisel and
hammer, open the hole up to about 1/4" larger than your ManTool (TM Geoff).
Then, use the rasp to knock off the rough spots - no sense getting any
scratches or scrapes on your schlong. At this point you can pause and remove
the restraints on your partner because they aren't moving much by now.
Position your partner for maximum comfort and pleasure. No, YOUR pleasure.

Now, slide your erect penis slowly between your partners frontal
hemispheres. The involuntary twitches this produces are one of the most
pleasant sensations known to man. Real men, that is. If you were a neatness
weenie and wiped up all the external blood, it may take a while for the
internal bleeding to make the ride smooth, but otherwise there is plenty of
lube for the job right at hand. Pump hearty, you are in for the orgasm of a
lifetime!

Clean up: Dispose of partner in an environmentally sound way, such as roast
and stew meat, or dried dog treats. Happy eating!

The variations are of course endless. The guru in this field is Geoff Miller
(geoffm@netcom.com). But please do only contact him in expert matters
concerning squicking, as he cannot spend time learning newbies vanilla
squicking.

From http://www.mich.com/~pnsnv/othershit/squick.html

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