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"Kadaitcha Man" <hahahahaha@fooq.com> wrote in message
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> > Because the primary sex organ of the male is his dick.The primary sex
> organ
> > of the female is her brain
>
> Squick (SKWIK): n. The act, or incidence, of squicking (cf)|| 2. v.
> Penetrative cranial sexual intercourse, distinguished from the more
prosaic
> "Skullfucking" by the explicit introduction of an orifice by mechanical
> means, usually trepanning (cf)|| 3. n. Tool used for squicking, normally a
> bone hole saw or wide, flat bone drill bit.
>
> SQUICKING (see also 'Tasteless Sex Acts') The practice one takes up when
> skull fucking becomes tedious. Skull fucking is the easiest of the two
acts,
> as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick
your
> thingie. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a
> hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the
gap
> between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming
> orgasms. Geoff Miller himself prefers the basic squicking where the hole
is
> located at the top of the head. Caza (a French comic artist) has this
> description accompaining a picture of prime squicking: "The wound that
never
> heals, the scar after the sacrificial act gaped rosy red and soft, shining
> and new... infinitely virginal... Having bathed a whole world in blood,
> commander Aries defiled Lailahs brow with his spunk." The name of the
comic
> is 'Lailah' and it also has a good story about a man getting raped by a
> frog/woman. If you like Corben, this might be a comic for you. Scott M
> Hampton has also mentioned _Woulffes Guide To Practical Squicking_ as a
fine
> introduction to squicking. It goes like this:
>
> Tools: A hammer and chisel, a quarter round wood rasp, a hand drill with
at
> least a 3/8" metal cutting bit (not a spade drill, damn it), and a ink
pen.
>
> Supplies: A partner, and suitable restraints. You may want some rags.
>
> Preparation: Tie partner securely (Victim, partner, thedifference is a
> subtle matter best left to linguists.) Make certain the forehead is
> available and clean. Make a horizontal line about 2" above the eyebrows.
> Mark the center of the line between your partners eyebrows. Assemble
tools,
> placing drill bit securely in chuck. Plug drill in. Get a beer, prepare
> yourself mentally. This is going to be great!
>
> Proceedure: Drill hole thru skull at mark on forehead. Using chisel and
> hammer, open the hole up to about 1/4" larger than your ManTool (TM
Geoff).
> Then, use the rasp to knock off the rough spots - no sense getting any
> scratches or scrapes on your schlong. At this point you can pause and
remove
> the restraints on your partner because they aren't moving much by now.
> Position your partner for maximum comfort and pleasure. No, YOUR pleasure.
>
> Now, slide your erect penis slowly between your partners frontal
> hemispheres. The involuntary twitches this produces are one of the most
> pleasant sensations known to man. Real men, that is. If you were a
neatness
> weenie and wiped up all the external blood, it may take a while for the
> internal bleeding to make the ride smooth, but otherwise there is plenty
of
> lube for the job right at hand. Pump hearty, you are in for the orgasm of
a
> lifetime!
>
> Clean up: Dispose of partner in an environmentally sound way, such as
roast
> and stew meat, or dried dog treats. Happy eating!
>
> The variations are of course endless. The guru in this field is Geoff
Miller
> (geoffm@netcom.com). But please do only contact him in expert matters
> concerning squicking, as he cannot spend time learning newbies vanilla
> squicking.
>
> From http://www.mich.com/~pnsnv/othershit/squick.html
>
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