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Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha

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From: zynteq7
Date: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 14:56
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Tony wrote:
> Good to see you back on the support helpdesk. Maybe now we can get some top notch answers.
> 
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> 
>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in message
>> news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One of
>>> these days you will get it right.
>>>
>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style menu,
>>> and color combinations on the site that would make a blind man want to
>>> bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>>
>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page is
>>> 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>>> refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace graphic rollovers
>>> with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>
>>> TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on this page is 36
>>> , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, refine,
>>> and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with CSS
>>> rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>
>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes,
>>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider reducing
>>> total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight second response
>>> times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed most attention
>>> thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback.
>>>
>>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989 bytes,
>>> which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for size, combining
>>> them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>>
>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is 6965
>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider optimizing
>>> your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to a more
>>> reasonable size.
>>>
>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516 bytes,
>>> which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external files, try to
>>> keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one higher-speed TCP-IP
>>> packet (or an approximate multiple thereof). Consider optimizing your
>>> CSS and eliminating features to reduce this to a more reasonable size.
>>>
>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>
>>> Errors and Warnings
>>> Line 3, character 62:
>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" ...
>>>                                 ^
>>>
>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML
>>> version)
>>> Line 3, character 102:
>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi ...
>>>                                 ^
>>>
>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML
>>> version)
>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on my site.
>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>>
>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>>
>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>>       Result: Passed validation
>>
>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>>
>> Document Checked
>>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>> Congratulations, no errors!
>>
>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>>
>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>>
>> HTH
> 
> --
> Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday
> 
> 

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