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"Dr.Hal0nf1r�$" <femail@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote in message 
news:bemdnZ7Cp94HykzaRVnyigA@bt.com...
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> "Dr.Hal0nf1r�$" <femail@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote in
>> message news:zpKdnQdWzK2qM03anZ2dnUVZ8u-dnZ2d@bt.com...
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in
>>>>>> message news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>>>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One
>>>>>>> of these days you will get it right.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style
>>>>>>> menu, and color combinations on the site that would make a blind
>>>>>>> man want to bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page
>>>>>>> is 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number.
>>>>>>> Combine, refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace
>>>>>>> graphic rollovers with CSS rollovers to speed display and
>>>>>>> minimize HTTP requests. TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number
>>>>>>> of images on this page is
>>>>>>> 36 , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>>>>>>> refine, and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers
>>>>>>> with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334
>>>>>>> bytes, which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem.
>>>>>>> Consider reducing total page size to less than 30K to achieve
>>>>>>> sub eight second response times on 56K connections. Pages over
>>>>>>> 100K exceed most attention thresholds at 56Kbps, even with
>>>>>>> feedback. IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 
>>>>>>> 134989
>>>>>>> bytes, which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for
>>>>>>> size, combining them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is
>>>>>>> 6965 bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider
>>>>>>> optimizing your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this
>>>>>>> to a more reasonable size.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516
>>>>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external
>>>>>>> files, try to keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one
>>>>>>> higher-speed TCP-IP packet (or an approximate multiple thereof).
>>>>>>> Consider optimizing your CSS and eliminating features to reduce
>>>>>>> this to a more reasonable size.
>>>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Errors and Warnings
>>>>>>> Line 3, character 62:
>>>>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml"
>>>>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this
>>>>>>> HTML version)
>>>>>>> Line 3, character 102:
>>>>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi
>>>>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this
>>>>>>> HTML version)
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on
>>>>>> my site.
>>>>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>>>>>>
>>>>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>>>>>>       Result: Passed validation
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Document Checked
>>>>>>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>>>>>>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>>>>>>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>>>>>>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>>>>>> Congratulations, no errors!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> HTH
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> It's good to have you back.  :-)
>>>>
>>>> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to
>>>> Timor, to be precise.
>>>
>>> Syphillis Syndrone sends his love: When he heard you'd croaked he
>>> tried to get hold of your willy jar as a trophy for his mantlepiece.
>>
>> He probably wanted to glue it to his forehead.
>
> ...Next to the one that's already there.

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