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Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha

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From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:57
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"Clogwog" <BWAHAHAHAAA@BWAHAHAHAAA.LOL> wrote in message 
news:20080307155915.ABB451C0008C@mwinf6206.orange.nl...
> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> schreef in bericht 
> news:1mmsm7.bhc.17.1@news.alt.net...
>> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
>> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in 
>>>> message
>>>> news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One of
>>>>> these days you will get it right.
>>>>>
>>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style menu,
>>>>> and color combinations on the site that would make a blind man want to
>>>>> bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>>>>
>>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page is
>>>>> 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>>>>> refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace graphic rollovers
>>>>> with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>>
>>>>> TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on this page is 36
>>>>> , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, refine,
>>>>> and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with CSS
>>>>> rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>>
>>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes,
>>>>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider reducing
>>>>> total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight second response
>>>>> times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed most attention
>>>>> thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback.
>>>>>
>>>>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989 bytes,
>>>>> which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for size, combining
>>>>> them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>>>>
>>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is 6965
>>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider optimizing
>>>>> your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to a more
>>>>> reasonable size.
>>>>>
>>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516 bytes,
>>>>> which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external files, try to
>>>>> keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one higher-speed TCP-IP
>>>>> packet (or an approximate multiple thereof). Consider optimizing your
>>>>> CSS and eliminating features to reduce this to a more reasonable size.
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>>
>>>>> Errors and Warnings
>>>>> Line 3, character 62:
>>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" ...
>>>>>                                 ^
>>>>>
>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML
>>>>> version)
>>>>> Line 3, character 102:
>>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi ...
>>>>>                                 ^
>>>>>
>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML
>>>>> version)
>>>>
>>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on my 
>>>> site.
>>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>>>>
>>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>>>>
>>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>>>>       Result: Passed validation
>>>>
>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>>>>
>>>> Document Checked
>>>>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>>>>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>>>>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>>>>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>>>> Congratulations, no errors!
>>>>
>>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>
>>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>>>>
>>>> HTH
>>>>
>>>
>>> It's good to have you back.  :-)
>>
>> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to Timor, 
>> to be precise.
>
> And be cautious out there, try to avoid the sumatran tiger. Don't you dare 
> to die on us for the third time, jij neukende oude kut!

Third time lucky. 
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