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Article #406Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha
From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:57
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:57
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"Clogwog" <BWAHAHAHAAA@BWAHAHAHAAA.LOL> wrote in message news:20080307155915.ABB451C0008C@mwinf6206.orange.nl... > "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> schreef in bericht > news:1mmsm7.bhc.17.1@news.alt.net... >> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net... >>> Kadaitcha Man wrote: >>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in >>>> message >>>> news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com... >>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha. One of >>>>> these days you will get it right. >>>>> >>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style menu, >>>>> and color combinations on the site that would make a blind man want to >>>>> bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php >>>>> >>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page is >>>>> 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, >>>>> refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace graphic rollovers >>>>> with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests. >>>>> >>>>> TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on this page is 36 >>>>> , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, refine, >>>>> and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with CSS >>>>> rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests. >>>>> >>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes, >>>>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider reducing >>>>> total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight second response >>>>> times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed most attention >>>>> thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback. >>>>> >>>>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989 bytes, >>>>> which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for size, combining >>>>> them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS. >>>>> >>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is 6965 >>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider optimizing >>>>> your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to a more >>>>> reasonable size. >>>>> >>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516 bytes, >>>>> which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external files, try to >>>>> keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one higher-speed TCP-IP >>>>> packet (or an approximate multiple thereof). Consider optimizing your >>>>> CSS and eliminating features to reduce this to a more reasonable size. >>>>> >>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes >>>>> >>>>> Errors and Warnings >>>>> Line 3, character 62: >>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" ... >>>>> ^ >>>>> >>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML >>>>> version) >>>>> Line 3, character 102: >>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi ... >>>>> ^ >>>>> >>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML >>>>> version) >>>> >>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on my >>>> site. >>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache. >>>> >>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F >>>> >>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional! >>>> Result: Passed validation >>>> >>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html >>>> >>>> Document Checked >>>> a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html >>>> b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT >>>> c.. Character encoding: UTF-8 >>>> d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional >>>> Congratulations, no errors! >>>> >>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up... >>>> >>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes >>>> >>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt. >>>> >>>> HTH >>>> >>> >>> It's good to have you back. :-) >> >> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to Timor, >> to be precise. > > And be cautious out there, try to avoid the sumatran tiger. Don't you dare > to die on us for the third time, jij neukende oude kut! Third time lucky.
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