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Kadaitcha Man wrote:
> "Dr.Hal0nf1r�$" <femail@nospam.kustomkomputa.co.uk.invalid> wrote in
> message news:zpKdnQdWzK2qM03anZ2dnUVZ8u-dnZ2d@bt.com...
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in
>>>>> message news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One
>>>>>> of these days you will get it right.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style
>>>>>> menu, and color combinations on the site that would make a blind
>>>>>> man want to bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page
>>>>>> is 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number.
>>>>>> Combine, refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace
>>>>>> graphic rollovers with CSS rollovers to speed display and
>>>>>> minimize HTTP requests. TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number
>>>>>> of images on this page is
>>>>>> 36 , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>>>>>> refine, and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers
>>>>>> with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334
>>>>>> bytes, which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem.
>>>>>> Consider reducing total page size to less than 30K to achieve
>>>>>> sub eight second response times on 56K connections. Pages over
>>>>>> 100K exceed most attention thresholds at 56Kbps, even with
>>>>>> feedback. IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 
>>>>>> 134989
>>>>>> bytes, which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for
>>>>>> size, combining them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is
>>>>>> 6965 bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider
>>>>>> optimizing your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this
>>>>>> to a more reasonable size.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516
>>>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external
>>>>>> files, try to keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one
>>>>>> higher-speed TCP-IP packet (or an approximate multiple thereof).
>>>>>> Consider optimizing your CSS and eliminating features to reduce
>>>>>> this to a more reasonable size.
>>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Errors and Warnings
>>>>>> Line 3, character 62:
>>>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml"
>>>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this
>>>>>> HTML version)
>>>>>> Line 3, character 102:
>>>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi
>>>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this
>>>>>> HTML version)
>>>>>
>>>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on
>>>>> my site.
>>>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>>>>>
>>>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>>>>>
>>>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>>>>>       Result: Passed validation
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>>>>>
>>>>> Document Checked
>>>>>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>>>>>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>>>>>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>>>>>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>>>>> Congratulations, no errors!
>>>>>
>>>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>>
>>>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>>>>>
>>>>> HTH
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It's good to have you back.  :-)
>>>
>>> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to
>>> Timor, to be precise.
>>
>> Syphillis Syndrone sends his love: When he heard you'd croaked he
>> tried to get hold of your willy jar as a trophy for his mantlepiece.
>
> He probably wanted to glue it to his forehead.

...Next to the one that's already there.