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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> schreef in bericht 
news:1mmsm7.bhc.17.1@news.alt.net...
> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in 
>>> message
>>> news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One of
>>>> these days you will get it right.
>>>>
>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style menu,
>>>> and color combinations on the site that would make a blind man want to
>>>> bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>>>
>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page is
>>>> 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>>>> refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace graphic rollovers
>>>> with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>
>>>> TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on this page is 36
>>>> , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, refine,
>>>> and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with CSS
>>>> rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>
>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes,
>>>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider reducing
>>>> total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight second response
>>>> times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed most attention
>>>> thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback.
>>>>
>>>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989 bytes,
>>>> which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for size, combining
>>>> them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>>>
>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is 6965
>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider optimizing
>>>> your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to a more
>>>> reasonable size.
>>>>
>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516 bytes,
>>>> which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external files, try to
>>>> keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one higher-speed TCP-IP
>>>> packet (or an approximate multiple thereof). Consider optimizing your
>>>> CSS and eliminating features to reduce this to a more reasonable size.
>>>>
>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>
>>>> Errors and Warnings
>>>> Line 3, character 62:
>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" ...
>>>>                                 ^
>>>>
>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML
>>>> version)
>>>> Line 3, character 102:
>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi ...
>>>>                                 ^
>>>>
>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML
>>>> version)
>>>
>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on my 
>>> site.
>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>>>
>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>>>
>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>>>       Result: Passed validation
>>>
>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>>>
>>> Document Checked
>>>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>>>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>>>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>>>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>>> Congratulations, no errors!
>>>
>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>>>
>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>
>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>>>
>>> HTH
>>>
>>
>> It's good to have you back.  :-)
>
> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to Timor, 
> to be precise.

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