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Article #413Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha
From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:42
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:42
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"relic" <bogus.relic2@cjb.net> wrote in message news:47d0b249$0$6157$4c368faf@roadrunner.com... > Kadaitcha Man wrote: >> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message >> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net... >>> Kadaitcha Man wrote: >>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in >>>> message news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com... >>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha. One of >>>>> these days you will get it right. >>>>> >>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style >>>>> menu, and color combinations on the site that would make a blind >>>>> man want to bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php >>>>> >>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page >>>>> is 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. >>>>> Combine, refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace >>>>> graphic rollovers with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize >>>>> HTTP requests. TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on >>>>> this page is >>>>> 36 , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, >>>>> refine, and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with >>>>> CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests. >>>>> >>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes, >>>>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider >>>>> reducing total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight >>>>> second response times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed >>>>> most attention thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback. >>>>> >>>>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989 >>>>> bytes, which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for >>>>> size, combining them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS. >>>>> >>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is >>>>> 6965 bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider >>>>> optimizing your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to >>>>> a more reasonable size. >>>>> >>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516 >>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external >>>>> files, try to keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one >>>>> higher-speed TCP-IP packet (or an approximate multiple thereof). >>>>> Consider optimizing your CSS and eliminating features to reduce >>>>> this to a more reasonable size. >>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes >>>>> >>>>> Errors and Warnings >>>>> Line 3, character 62: >>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" >>>>> ... ^ >>>>> >>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML >>>>> version) >>>>> Line 3, character 102: >>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi >>>>> ... ^ >>>>> >>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML >>>>> version) >>>> >>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on >>>> my site. >>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache. >>>> >>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F >>>> >>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional! >>>> Result: Passed validation >>>> >>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html >>>> >>>> Document Checked >>>> a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html >>>> b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT >>>> c.. Character encoding: UTF-8 >>>> d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional >>>> Congratulations, no errors! >>>> >>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up... >>>> >>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes >>>> >>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt. >>>> >>>> HTH >>>> >>> >>> It's good to have you back. :-) >> >> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to >> Timor, to be precise. > > You have our addresses... every once-in-a-while?? Certainly.
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