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Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha

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From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:42
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"relic" <bogus.relic2@cjb.net> wrote in message 
news:47d0b249$0$6157$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>> "Hoots" <ratty_dew@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:AS0Aj.2821$gl5.2774@bignews6.bellsouth.net...
>>> Kadaitcha Man wrote:
>>>> "Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in
>>>> message news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>>>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One of
>>>>> these days you will get it right.
>>>>>
>>>>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style
>>>>> menu, and color combinations on the site that would make a blind
>>>>> man want to bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>>>>
>>>>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page
>>>>> is 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number.
>>>>> Combine, refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace
>>>>> graphic rollovers with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize
>>>>> HTTP requests. TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on 
>>>>> this page is
>>>>> 36 , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>>>>> refine, and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with
>>>>> CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>>>>
>>>>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes,
>>>>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider
>>>>> reducing total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight
>>>>> second response times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed
>>>>> most attention thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback.
>>>>>
>>>>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989
>>>>> bytes, which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for
>>>>> size, combining them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>>>>
>>>>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is
>>>>> 6965 bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider
>>>>> optimizing your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to
>>>>> a more reasonable size.
>>>>>
>>>>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516
>>>>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external
>>>>> files, try to keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one
>>>>> higher-speed TCP-IP packet (or an approximate multiple thereof).
>>>>> Consider optimizing your CSS and eliminating features to reduce
>>>>> this to a more reasonable size. 
>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>>
>>>>> Errors and Warnings
>>>>> Line 3, character 62:
>>>>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml"
>>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>>
>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML
>>>>> version)
>>>>> Line 3, character 102:
>>>>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi
>>>>>                                 ... ^
>>>>>
>>>>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML
>>>>> version)
>>>>
>>>> You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on
>>>> my site.
>>>> Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>>>>
>>>> http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>>>>
>>>> This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>>>>       Result: Passed validation
>>>>
>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>>>>
>>>> Document Checked
>>>>   a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>>>>   b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>>>>   c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>>>>   d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>>>> Congratulations, no errors!
>>>>
>>>> Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>>>
>>>> BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>>>>
>>>> HTH
>>>>
>>>
>>> It's good to have you back.  :-)
>>
>> Not for long. I'm fucking off back to Indonesia next week. Back to
>> Timor, to be precise.
>
> You have our addresses... every once-in-a-while??

Certainly. 
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Subject: Re: Get Your Act Together, Kadaitcha
Date: Fri, 7 Mar 2008 14:42:10 +1100
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