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"Kadaitcha Man" <nospam.nospam.nospam@gmail.com> wrote:

>"Ctrl�/Alt�/Del" <Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��@Ctrl�/Alt�/Del��.net> wrote in message
>news:i631t3p83mie6snvc5bvtn1mcumhfiqu9e@4ax.com...
>>
>> Seems like you may need to tighten it up a bit, Kadaitcha.  One of
>> these days you will get it right.
>>
>> You finally got rid of that headache inducing design, 1995 style menu,
>> and color combinations on the site that would make a blind man want to
>> bash your head in. Now work on all this other stuff.
>>
>>
>>
>> http://www.websiteoptimization.com/services/analyze/wso.php
>>
>> TOTAL_OBJECTS - Warning! The total number of objects on this page is
>> 39 - consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine,
>> refine, and optimize your external objects. Replace graphic rollovers
>> with CSS rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>
>> TOTAL_IMAGES - Warning! The total number of images on this page is 36
>> , consider reducing this to a more reasonable number. Combine, refine,
>> and optimize your graphics. Replace graphic rollovers with CSS
>> rollovers to speed display and minimize HTTP requests.
>>
>> TOTAL_SIZE - Warning! The total size of this page is 167334 bytes,
>> which will load in 41.15 seconds on a 56Kbps modem. Consider reducing
>> total page size to less than 30K to achieve sub eight second response
>> times on 56K connections. Pages over 100K exceed most attention
>> thresholds at 56Kbps, even with feedback.
>>
>> IMAGES_SIZE - Warning! The total size of your images is 134989 bytes,
>> which is over 30K. Consider optimizing your images for size, combining
>> them, and replacing graphic rollovers with CSS.
>>
>> SCRIPT_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external scripts is 6965
>> bytes, which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. Consider optimizing
>> your scripts and eliminating features to reduce this to a more
>> reasonable size.
>>
>> CSS_SIZE - Caution. The total size of your external CSS is 6516 bytes,
>> which is above 4080 bytes and less than 8K. For external files, try to
>> keep them less than 1160 bytes to fit within one higher-speed TCP-IP
>> packet (or an approximate multiple thereof). Consider optimizing your
>> CSS and eliminating features to reduce this to a more reasonable size.
>>
>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>>
>> Errors and Warnings
>> Line 3, character 62:
>> ... w.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:v="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:vml" ...
>>                                 ^
>>
>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:v for this element (in this HTML
>> version)
>> Line 3, character 102:
>> ... s-microsoft-com:vml" xmlns:o="urn:schemas-microsoft-com:offi ...
>>                                 ^
>>
>> Error: there is no attribute xmlns:o for this element (in this HTML
>> version)
>
>You must've fucked up yet again, Altimer. There is no such code on my site.
>Perhaps you ought to refresh your cache.
>
>http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2F
>
>This Page Is Valid XHTML 1.0 Transitional!
>      Result: Passed validation
>
>http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html
>
>Document Checked
>  a.. URL: http://kadaitcha.cx/index.html
>  b.. Last modified: Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:22:02 GMT
>  c.. Character encoding: UTF-8
>  d.. Level of HTML: XHTML 1.0 Transitional
>Congratulations, no errors!
>
>Oh, look. Altimer fucked up...
>
>> http://www.htmlhelp.com/cgi-bin/validate.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Fkadaitcha.cx%2Findex.html%23main&warnings=yes
>
>BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH! Stupid fucking cunt.
>
>HTH
>
>
>

FWIW, Altie has been "rewarded", by the neighborhood way the heck the
other side of Usenetville known as rec.sport.football.college, for his
"useful" "contributions" over the last couple of years.  It is KNOW
that the "Heiskell Trophy" is the DOMINATE award for rsfckers to
attain.

Now, he's no Paul Hanlin, Jr., but nobody will ever top Hanlin's
drama-queening in rsfc through the late 90's and early 00's.  Tony
Sidaway thinks that Hanlin needs to tone things down a bit.

Hanlin is now an admin on Big Soccer.  How fitting.

Check out his "book" on amazon.com.  And the comments.  Meheh.