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Re: Happy Earth Mother's Day Your Highness And All Mother AA Posters

#247
From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Sun, 13 May 2007 15:41
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Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> Thou under-fertile mad mustachio
purple-hued maltworm. Thou worthless poltroon. Ye alluded:  

> Kadaitcha Man <nntp.news@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> Art Deco <erfc@caballista.org> Thou mere anatomy. If thou dost marry,
>> I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry, be thou as chaste as ice,
>> as pure as snow, thou shall not escape calummy. Ye tooted:
>>
>>> nightbat <nightbat@home.ffni.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> nightbat wrote
>>>>
>>>>               May this special Earth Mothers Day bring you joy and
>>>> respect your Majesty Darla and all our so lovely Earth Mothers
>>>> around the globe. Flowers and candy, special cards with the most
>>>> best wishes and hugs and kisses. You only have one Mother may you
>>>> always give her the love and high respect she most rightly
>>>> deserves. The fondest warm memories are of Mother and child and
>>>> may the lost auk coffeeboys Science Officer retrained hopefully
>>>> find theirs or at least peace under Darla's glorious nurturing
>>>> service.
>>>>
>>>>               peace and joy to all Mothers,
>>>>               the nightbat
>>>
>>> frootbat, pining for those alien whiskers again.  Make sure you
>>> include a bucket of herring.
>>
>> You see that? He wanes lyrical about mothers (his mother,
>> presumably) and mid-symphony auk pops into the overflowing potty he
>> calls his head.
>
> Pretty much every frootbat post does that.  The AUK Hate Machine has
> ingrained that pattern into his mind.

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Subject: Re: Happy Earth Mother's Day Your Highness And All Mother AA Posters
Date: Sun, 13 May 2007 21:26:59 +0545
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