🚀 go-pugleaf

RetroBBS NetNews Server

Inspired by RockSolid Light RIP Retro Guy

Article View: alt.security.alarms
Article #248

Re: Join the War on Crime :: Self Defense Weapons Distributor Creates Online Presence (PR Web)

#248
From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Sat, 12 May 2007 11:18
44 lines
3668 bytes
admin@ng2000.com Thou goer-backward. Thou whoreson dog. Ye howled:  

> prweb.com/releases/2007/5/prweb525643.htm
>
> MIS Technologies, Inc. (MIS) has made its technologically advanced
> self-defense weapons and products available online at
> MISDefenseProducts.com. A personal threat, anywhere, any time, can be
> dealt with rapidly and effectively when one is equipped properly.
> Learn about the powerful, high-quality, innovative products available
> for personal safety and home security today. MIS has a large
> selection ...

http://www.pbase.com/crashstreetkidd/image/78188723

Do you have any technologically advanced self-defence weapons to protect 
people from the really scary usenet posts of the man at the link above? He 
likes to impress himself with words and phrases such as "real life", 
"mission", "advance scout", "provoke", "threat", "aikido technique", "jiu 
jitsu technique", "judo", "karate", "painful", "targeting", "really, really 
hurts", "unexpected world of pain", "screaming", "confront", "terrifying", 
"punch", "hit", "throw", "fight", "martial artist", "weightlifter", "six 
foot five boxer", "ambulance", "broken nose", "concussion" and "broken 
ribs".

"I'm scared!" - Bunn E. Rabbit 

-- 
alt.usenet.kooks
"We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us."
Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129]

Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007.
Official Member:
    Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660
    Usenet Ruiner Lits
    Top Assholes on the Net Lits
    Most hated usenetizens of all time Lits
    #2 Cog in the Usenet Hate Machine Lits
"Now I know what it is. Now I know what it means when an
alt.usenet.kook x-post shows up."
AOK in news:ermdlu$nli$1@registered.motzarella.org

Fac ut vivas.
Technical Details
Message-ID: <f247qo$3vg$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news4.google.com!out01a.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!in02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!news-out.octanews.net!mauve.octanews.net!blackhelicopter.databasix.com!not-for-mail
References: <1178965614.924736.141030@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>

Show Full Headers
Complete Article Headers
X-Google-Thread: fdb21,eeda25009371fc6d
X-Google-Thread: 10f7a7,3fff446fc203a39e,start
X-Google-Thread: 10a5b2,3fff446fc203a39e,start
X-Google-Attributes: gidfdb21,gid10f7a7,gid10a5b2,public
X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit
Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news4.google.com!out01a.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!in02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!news-out.octanews.net!mauve.octanews.net!blackhelicopter.databasix.com!not-for-mail
From: "Kadaitcha Man" <nntp.news@gmail.com>
Newsgroups: alt.security.alarms,alt.usenet.kooks,dfw.singles
Subject: Re: Join the War on Crime :: Self Defense Weapons Distributor Creates Online Presence (PR Web)
Date: Sat, 12 May 2007 17:03:53 +0545
Organization: You itsy-bitsy, liberalistic cornhole.
Lines: 44
Message-ID: <f247qo$3vg$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
References: <1178965614.924736.141030@q75g2000hsh.googlegroups.com>
X-Trace: blackhelicopter.databasix.com 1178968731 4080 blackhelicopter.databasix.com (12 May 2007 11:18:51 GMT)
X-Complaints-To: abuse@databasix.com
NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 12 May 2007 11:18:51 +0000 (UTC)
IP-Address: That's a fucking joke, yeh?
X-Comment-1: In the view of the author, the material is likely to be considered
X-Comment-2: unsuitable for children according to the Australian National
X-Comment-3: Classification Code, though not Prohibited or Potential Prohibited
X-Comment-4: content. You have a right to make complaints to the Australian
X-Comment-5: Broadcasting Authority (ABA) about Prohibited Content or Potential
X-Comment-6: Prohibited Content; and you have the right to know about the
X-Comment-7: procedures by which such complaints to the ABA can be made. Visit
X-Comment-8: www.aba.gov.au/internet/complaints/complaints.htm
X-Fuck-You: Fuck you.
X-Yes-Archive: No
No-X-Archive: Maybe