🚀 go-pugleaf

I read the email header , that message was broadcast to many newsgroups.
possibly another front of this new age war.
craig

"KaiserDrvr" <kaiserdrvr@cs.com> wrote in message
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> Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
> A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds
>
> Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
> A: It's a blast
>
> New York, New York, so good they hit it twice
>
> If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The
> Square"?
>
> It should be renamed "The Penta-gone"
>
> Famous last words: "Amal, was this tower here yesterday?"
>
> Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M
> (unidentify flying muslim)
>
> NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands of New York
> executives feared dead.... Hookers all across the city are in
mourning.....
>
> "25,000 sq. ft. Office space for rent.  Recently renovated.  New Air
> Conditioning unit.  Needs TLC.  Contact me at One World Trade Centre.
> 85th Floor, Room 18."
>
> "It's a bird!"
> "It's a plane!"
> "Its.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"
>
> Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
> A: Because he's a quadriplegic!
>
> Q: What do you call a dust storm?
> A: Trade winds.
>
> Q: What's the area code of the World Trade Center?
> A: 220 (two to zero).
>
> Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
> A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.
>
> Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?
> A: Ten seconds flat.
>
> Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
> A: The rest of your life
>
> Q: Why are police and firemen New York's finest?
> A: Because now you can run them through a sieve.
>
> Optimism,  as you fall past the 20th floor you shout "I'm not hurt yet"
>
> How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
> God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot
>
> What's the number one drink served on United Airlines?
> Flaming Manhatten
>
> What music do they play in the elevator in the WTC?
> Jump and It's Raining Men
>
> What colour were the pilots eyes?
> Blue. One blew this way the other blew that way
>
> What team does a United Airlines pilot support?
> The New York Jets
>
> Where do Americans go on vacation?
> All over Manhatten
>
> How many Americans died in the WTC yesterday?
> Who gives a fuck
>
> Then there's the retarded terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into
the
> World Trade Center..........
>
> Yassar Arraffat and many other PLO members together
> with people from other muslim nations are *Volunteering*
> to give blood for the victims of the tragedy...
> I guess they'll have some *Volunteers* to Fly the blood in too!
>
> Last words from Airline pilot  "Right a bit, hey the trade centre, my
> brother works there...lets look just a bit closer...."
>
> The FBI have arrested the head of advertising at the Empire State Building
> for
> involvement in the WTC disaster. A spokesman said T-shirts with 'Empire
> State:
> We're Back!!!' in his office...
>
>
>