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Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Q: Why do tourists flock to New York?
A: It's a blast

New York, New York, so good they hit it twice

If one side of the Pentagon has collapsed, will it now be renamed "The
Square"?

It should be renamed "The Penta-gone"

Famous last words: "Amal, was this tower here yesterday?"

Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M
(unidentify flying muslim)

NEWSFLASH.... The WTC has been destroyed.... thousands of New York
executives feared dead.... Hookers all across the city are in mourning.....

"25,000 sq. ft. Office space for rent.  Recently renovated.  New Air
Conditioning unit.  Needs TLC.  Contact me at One World Trade Centre.
85th Floor, Room 18."

"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"Its.... Oh fuck, it IS a plane!"

Q: Why didn't Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?
A: Because he's a quadriplegic!

Q: What do you call a dust storm?
A: Trade winds.

Q: What's the area code of the World Trade Center?
A: 220 (two to zero).

Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?
A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.

Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?
A: Ten seconds flat.

Q: How long does it take to reach the ground from 107 stories up?
A: The rest of your life

Q: Why are police and firemen New York's finest?
A: Because now you can run them through a sieve.

Optimism,  as you fall past the 20th floor you shout "I'm not hurt yet"

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
God knows, they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot

What's the number one drink served on United Airlines?
Flaming Manhatten

What music do they play in the elevator in the WTC?
Jump and It's Raining Men

What colour were the pilots eyes?
Blue. One blew this way the other blew that way

What team does a United Airlines pilot support?
The New York Jets

Where do Americans go on vacation?
All over Manhatten

How many Americans died in the WTC yesterday?
Who gives a fuck

Then there's the retarded terrorist who tried to crash the A-Train into the
World Trade Center..........

Yassar Arraffat and many other PLO members together
with people from other muslim nations are *Volunteering*
to give blood for the victims of the tragedy...
I guess they'll have some *Volunteers* to Fly the blood in too!

Last words from Airline pilot  "Right a bit, hey the trade centre, my
brother works there...lets look just a bit closer...."

The FBI have arrested the head of advertising at the Empire State Building
for
involvement in the WTC disaster. A spokesman said T-shirts with 'Empire
State:
We're Back!!!' in his office...