🚀 go-pugleaf

Oh yes...

Breaking in your first pair of Cargo Shorts is one of the most important
steps in a man's life!

People just don't understand that shorts make the man.  They have to look a
certain way, and highlight the areas the need highlighting.

You want to be sure that, when seated, the genital area does not 'tent',
thus giving your male pizza and beer buddy the wrong impression; yet when
standing, it is equally important that DIY castration is not likely.

The added value of additional pockets can be elusive at first... but when
you need to carry numerous items, especially when time is a factor, they
become invaluable.

In my case, I require a larger size cargo short... not only because of my
massive dick, but because of the large stomach they need to surround...
Thus the pockets are bigger.

I prefer the draw cord myself... which can be tied at a spot which is
suitable for ample comfort and stability around the waist area.

So when I am nicking DVDs from my local VideoEzy, I can shove at least four
of them into my pockets, and run for my dear life, without fear of losing my
plunder!

So there you have it.  If you are really good, I will tell you about the
first time I tried on a thong (and I don't mean shoes!).


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- The Limey.

(P.S.  If this bullshit story doesn't stop posts like this, then nothing
will!)