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Article #25Why is Bill Gates in my Toaster?
From: Patrick C. Ross
Date: Wed, 19 Jun 1996 00:00
Date: Wed, 19 Jun 1996 00:00
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As some of you may know, Microsoft is now incorporating infrared coding into its future versions of Windows 95, to allow consumers to control their appliances through their PCs via IR. This week's Certifiably Inane, a weekly humor column distributed free via e-mail, takes a look at the frightening future Microsoft could be leading us to. Curious? Visit the URL below to examine this week's issue as well as back issues, or simply e-mail for a free subscription and ask for the Microsoft issue. Enjoy! Patrick %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% Certifiably Inane (c) Patrick C. Ross 1996 For a free subscription e-mail: patrickr@cais.com Or pay a visit to http://www.cais.net/patrickr/inane.htm Comments on and suggestions for this humor column are welcomed
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