Re: My dog wants to convert to Islam.

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From: Manning
Date: Sat, 01 Nov 2003 01:56

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"Mark Micallef" <marktech@bigpond.thisbitisfake.com> wrote in message
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> "Mark Bowling" <mbowling@retired.com.au> wrote in message
> news:5558ed670a951e15f853ba5af5f51580@news.teranews.com...
> > My golden labrador wants to convert to Islam to become a Muslim.
> >
> > Can someone outline what steps he'll need to take.
> >
>
> well, gee... what does it say in the Koran?
>
> 1. Believe in God (this one's kind of important)
> 2. Be Peaceful and treat Others with Respect (no undue barking or biting,
> except in self defense)
> 3. Live a healthy lifestyle (I take it he doesn't drink or smoke, but he
> might have to give up pork...)

He'll also have to perform the Haj in Mecca at least once, which is a
seriously long walkies.

But he gets to have up to 4 bitches!

Manning

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