Re: My dog wants to convert to Islam.

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From: Mark Micallef
Date: Sat, 01 Nov 2003 02:17

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sound's like a dog's life!

"Manning" <manning@NOSPAMbartlett.net> wrote in message
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> "Mark Micallef" <marktech@bigpond.thisbitisfake.com> wrote in message
> news:x6Eob.173203$bo1.42738@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > "Mark Bowling" <mbowling@retired.com.au> wrote in message
> > news:5558ed670a951e15f853ba5af5f51580@news.teranews.com...
> > > My golden labrador wants to convert to Islam to become a Muslim.
> > >
> > > Can someone outline what steps he'll need to take.
> > >
> >
> > well, gee... what does it say in the Koran?
> >
> > 1. Believe in God (this one's kind of important)
> > 2. Be Peaceful and treat Others with Respect (no undue barking or
biting,
> > except in self defense)
> > 3. Live a healthy lifestyle (I take it he doesn't drink or smoke, but he
> > might have to give up pork...)
>
> He'll also have to perform the Haj in Mecca at least once, which is a
> seriously long walkies.
>
> But he gets to have up to 4 bitches!
>
> Manning
>
>

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